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I might be slowly gaining some control over the crack squirrels that live inside my head…

But let me tell you, it hasn’t been easy to break them.

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The lucky 13th submission to my art contest…

This one was done by Serins over at: http://serinssphere.wordpress.com/ I know… she already submitted a picture to my self-absorbed, all-about-me-and-my-blog Art is art contest. But I made the rules, and I never said you couldn’t do more than one picture … Continue reading

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Gotta roll down the windows… let the crack squirrels breathe… oh yeah…

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Okay, I swear this is the last picture of a crack squirrel with my mustache and goatee and sunglasses that I am going to do… today…

That looks so good I might have to dye my hair red… but it has occurred to me that my crack squirrels are now the second most popular speed-addicted rodents on the planet… right after this guy…

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Because one crack squirrel with my facial hair and cool shades is never enough…

 

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Sorry… the crack squirrels in my head made me do that…

For some reason they thought it would be funny to see what a squirrel would look like with my mustache, soul patch and sunglasses. And it is funny… because he sort of looks like Colonel Sanders… and now I am … Continue reading

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I just had a scary thought… what if war is actually part of nature’s plan for the human race?

Hey… simmer down… don’t get mad at me yet… This idea just popped into my crack squirrel-infested cranium and I haven’t had time to think about it yet. See, this is what the crack squirrels do. They come up with these … Continue reading

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Well, I don’t usually give advice to crack dealers… but here’s an idea…

When you go to the park to sell your crack… you know… like you do… try following these simple steps. 1. Dress like a clown. 2. Get some helium balloons. 3. Tie the little bags of crack to the strings … Continue reading

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Marketing myself… part 2…

Maybe I could come out with a line of toys… you would buy your kid a plush crack squirrel, wouldn’t you? Or one of these… Everybody likes stuffed animals… or whatever the heck that would be… I mean, people are always … Continue reading

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I don’t always have squirrels in my head…

But when I do… I prefer crack squirrels… (He is: The most interesting blogger in the universe!) Stay squirrely, my friends.

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