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We now return to our regularly scheduled broadcast… of whatever the crack squirrels living in my head tell me to do…

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City Dreams… part 6… for my classy English blog buddy, Trenton Babbage…

Okay, this isn’t really fair to Las Vegas… I mean, hookers aren’t allowed within the city limits… and crack cocaine might actually be illegal in the whole state…  

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Oh… and did I mention that I have crack squirrels living in my head?

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Well, I don’t usually give advice to crack dealers… but here’s an idea…

When you go to the park to sell your crack… you know… like you do… try following these simple steps. 1. Dress like a clown. 2. Get some helium balloons. 3. Tie the little bags of crack to the strings … Continue reading

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Blogging… it is a lot like being addicted to crack… only cheaper…

Not that I’m saying I have ever been addicted to crack. But the symptoms seem to be very similar. I spend every waking minute wanting to do it. And no matter how much I do it, I still want to do more. … Continue reading

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This really might be the end of the world…

People in Southern California are panicking… because there is water falling out of the sky. They are expressing their terror by driving like idiots and crashing into each other and other things. I am from Northern California originally, and I … Continue reading

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Squirrels on crack… part 1…

I have made no secret of the fact that my head is infested with crack-addicted squirrels… I know you think I just make this stuff up but there are crack squirrels out there. It is because of the fact that … Continue reading

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