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Guess what I am doing right now…

I am proofreading the very first copy of the second book in my action/adventure/humor science fiction series: The Otherwhere Chronicles. It is called: Down To Earth. I will soon have pictures of the cover for you, and in a week … Continue reading

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A literary interview with a young reader…

Me: Hey, Willie, whatcha got there? Willie: Just the most awesome book ever. And guess what! It was written by a good friend of mine. Me: Well it does my heart good to see a young person who likes to … Continue reading

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The book is getting close to being done…

After we send it to be published I will have to order a copy to proofread it, so don’t get too excited yet. But I am excited… oh yeah I am.

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Monkey business…

I am now writing a children’s book… I need to do cute, funny illustrations of monkeys… This is going to be a challenge.

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I admit it…

I am reduced to begging… Please buy my book. I don’t even care if you read it. If you get the paperback copy, you can use it to even up a short table leg, or as a ruler. You can … Continue reading

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OMGIAAPA!!!

(Oh my gosh I am a professional author)…

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Buy my book, or the alien blows my head off…

Help, I am being held hostage on an alien space station by a Wasp Whip space pirate. He says if you don’t buy my book, he is going to kill me… Hey, look at that. He already bought a copy. … Continue reading

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Why my novel is better than the best sex you ever had…

A novel, like sex, is a two person enterprise. You need an author and a reader, and done right it should leave both people exhausted and happy. And like sex, I end up doing most of the work… Bear with … Continue reading

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I have sold my first book…

And I am now a professional paid author. Special thanks to my friend Bats at  http://http://bats0711.wordpress.com/ She was the very first to buy my book in actual dead tree form. I have now promised to write a character based on her … Continue reading

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You can now buy an actual copy of my book made out of real dead trees!!!

Or at least I hope you can. I am a computer moron, so maybe the link will not even work. But if you could try it out and let me know, that would be awesome… http://www.thebookpatch.com/BookStoreDetails.aspx?BookID=17032&ID=c7bc5700-1c71-49da-8e34-92b095fc8b17 So this is it. The … Continue reading

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