I would like to welcome to our hidden lair in a hollowed-out volcano in an undisclosed location somewhere in Southern California, Hastywords!
Many of you know her from her lovely blog over at: http://hastywords.wordpress.com/ where she writes fantastic poetry. She has even done a few poems with me. But she usually chooses partners that aren’t so… uh… crack-squirrely.
That is why I am giving her an instant promotion to: Head Minion in charge of poetry… and also Chief Minion in charge of having huge, beautiful blue eyes….
Minions, say hello to our newest recruit!
I will welcome your new minion (because I’d be a fool not to since she’s going to have a title) but you can’t make me read the poetry! Can’t make me, can’t make me!
I never make anybody do anything.
Fantastic! Those eyes of her are amazing aren’t they? As is the rest of her. 🙂
Even the minionization can’t hide that.
I need eyeliner and maybe some lipstick. You have some I can borrow? 🙂
Now you see why I always do those posts about how the comment post is where the love happens!
uh… even though this technically isn’t on that post… but still…
I love Hasty, but that minion is a wee but creepy :o)
Well, they have to be able to scare away James Bond… so…
It makes perfect sense now . . .
Don’t tell them, but James Bond will most likely end up killing all of us.
Psshh . . . Wait, which James Bond? Minions kick ass, banana bombs should take him out. Unless it’s the Sean Connery Bond in that case, surrender because I don’t want to see him hurt.
we are on the same page here… but Roger Moore… I will sizzle off his naughty bits with a big freekin’ laser…
Take him out . . . The blonde one too.
lol I am dying. Yea, if it is Sean Connery I will distract him with my eyes and silence him with my lips…wait what???
I was going to volunteer my services . . .
I’d be a polygamist minion for him 🙂
I think my husband would understand. I really do.
*darts eyes sneakily to and fro
I have a sudden urge to Google Connery while watching Despicable Me. That sad thing, if I had to choose between the two I would have to take a few minions.
LOL we need a minion that looks like Connery
Omigosh . . . Wearing an overall kilt. I can just picture it :o)
oh man… I might need to do that
I was thinking that too :o) It will either be epic or I will have nightmares about my favorite Bond,
I could work it either way
Worth a shot . . . Thanks for making me laugh today :o)
Don’t make me repost that picture I did with my face on Sean’s Bond body… because I will… hell, I’ll do more of them…
I’m gonna have to go look for that one . . . I replaced my husbands face with Sean’s once. He was surprisingly unamused.
Just search James Bond in the little search thing… unless I didn’t actually add his name… because that picture could be in a post of any name about any subject because that is how the crack squirrels work.
Crack squirrels. Ha!
They live in my head
Wonder if I can find any on Craigslist while I’m looking for that in active volcano.
They are making new ones all the time… I can loan you some.
Actually, I think my kids are keeping a surplus of them in the shed, that would explain things around here.
I should have copyrighted the idea…
I found it . . . So secret agent :o)
yup… have you commented on our post where we are breaking the record for the most comments on one post yet? If you have, I apologize for not remembering.
I just saw the link over there in the corner . . . I certainly will!
You can meet new friends and be a part of history.
It really is.
Get in line, ladies.
My wife won’t, but… hey… it’s Sean…
Ha! I rarely ever actually laugh out loud. I did. Just now.
That is sort of what I do around here… just sayin’…
Good, I could use a few more good laughs!
oh… you want good ones? I can’t work under that sort of pressure…
Eh, make me crack a smile and I’m good.
good to know
Some things the criminal mastermind has to take care of himself…
Ummm . . . No, you should delegate. We could draw straws :o)
Or you could buy your own damn hollow volcano and gather a team of ‘LOYAL’ minions of your own…
I’ll check Craigslist to see if anyone is selling . . .
Remember to buy an inactive one… the active ones are cheaper… but hard to use…
If it is Sean Connery, I will silence him with my own lips… yeah… I went there… prerogatives of command…
Nice welcome for Hasty! But that minion is creepy in an attractive way. Not Hasty, the photoshop.
It is not easy to preserve the essence of a person and minionize them at the same time.
lol no but you did a good job
This seriously made me laughing so hard. Next time I visit I am wearing my minion costume.
And a diaper… unless you are exaggerating how hard you laughed…
Haha I wanted to say LOL
I just did
lol you can wear any costume you wish, but don’t ask me to make suggestions 😉
oops did I type that out loud?
This is awesome, being minionised is a pretty great honour I must say 🙂
The pic is nicely done, it does kinda remind me of the chick from the Mulligrubs TV show from when I was a kid… that floating head used to scare the bejeezus outta me. Lesson learned, instead of a floating head they totally should have minionised her 🙂
Only I have the authority to do that…
😀 this is probably a good thing… “with great power…” and all that.
It isn’t easy to try to take over the whole world, I will tell you that.
Just take it easy, it isn’t a race. Maybe go with the moto, ‘one minion at a time’?
I am going at the slowest pace that the crack squirrels living in my head allow me to go.
Hmm you made need a bigger supply of nuts…
Uh… I got that covered too… so to speak…
Love the picture!
She makes a nice minion, I must admit. Thanks.
Oh my gosh!
I’m completely jealous of the minion picture. I mean, the Knight picture you made for me is fantastic and all… but… to be a minion… oh *swoon.*
You are a minion and a knight… a mini-knight… or a kninion… or something.
Kninion Matticus, at your service.
There you go.
Love it what an honor. Minions are my favorite, they make me laugh !
We still have openings… just saying…
Unfortunately I am not a poet and I know it 🙂
Well we only need on minion in charge of poetry.
Well sounds good, let me know what may be of interest that I could share.
Well, to be honest, the whole minion thing is really more of an honorary title… there isn’t really any responsibility attached to it… anybody who wants to be a minion can be a minion, you just have to show up on my blog now and then and leave some comments, especially on that post where we are trying to break the record for most comments.
Ok got it. Have a great day, time for me to head to my office !!
Reblogged this on hastywords and commented:
AND THEN THIS HAPPENED AND I COULDN’T BE MORE TICKLED AND HONORED.
oh GOOD GRIEF I love this lol I heart you!
I thought maybe the picture would be a little too much… Yay!
Now, as an official minion, you do have to occasionally pop over here and pick random people to comment to on the post where we are breaking the record… sorry, that is one of the responsibilities.
I suppose I can be given a yearly bonus for that 😉 Of course I will 🙂
All the Purina Minion chow you can eat…
HA! I LOVE IT! Pssst.. Art? Didja tell her she might be alone there on occasion?? It’s challenging to keep a conversation going alone. Oh wait, she writes poetry! SCORE! she can just write a verse or a line per comment! WOOT WOOT!
Now I am going to get to dusting, so I can hide my embarrassment. I thought she already WAS a minion….
I think she was an honorary one… she never asked for an actual diploma from minion school… but your job is to teach her the ropes… if she shows up in the comment post, say hi to her.
another job for me?? where’s Trent? wth? Sorry, of course I will! 😀
Aren’t you paid in bananas? 🙂
I like monkeys… you know I have bananas