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I wasn’t going to talk about guns… until I heard the ‘Executive Director’ of ‘Gun Owners Of America’ say this…

This morning, on the news, a Mr. Pratt, the executive director of a group called ‘The Gun Owners of America’ was shown a chart detailing the surprisingly small number of gun deaths per million people in a recent year in a … Continue reading

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Breaking evil… part 6… (or); Seriously, I would become evil just for the hats…

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Breaking evil… part 5… (or); A good reason for not turning to the dark side…

Yes, being evil can be lots of fun and it certainly comes with some perks. You get to wear awesome hats and crazy outfits with big collars and huge shoulder extensions. On the other hand, you might end up with Gilbert … Continue reading

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Breaking evil… part 1… (or);I know I joke about taking over the world, but do you ever wonder what it would be like to be evil… just for a day or two?

I am not an evil person. I have a conscience. But I do sometimes wonder what it would be like to not have one. I mean, you could do whatever you wanted to and never feel bad about it. That … Continue reading

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Why you should follow this blog… part 8…

Because this is a clothing-optional zone… seriously, I don’t care if you wear clothes while you read my blog… Hey, if cartoon ducks don’t have to wear pants, then why the heck should we?

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Why you should follow this blog… part 4…

Because, so far, nobody has ever been shot here… I take your safety very seriously… seriously…

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Why you should follow this blog… part 1…

Because this is not a pyramid scheme… or trickle-down economics… it is a team effort. Okay, I do have plans to use this humor blog to conquer the entire universe, but trust me, you will be so much better off … Continue reading

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If I didn’t have Photoshop, I would have had to take a selfie of me actually knocking my own tooth out…

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Go forth and procreate… now… we will wait…

I have decided that this whole ‘trying to be funny all the time just to get 3 or 4 new blog followers a week’ thing is too slow. I am trying to take over the universe, for cryin’ out loud! … Continue reading

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Don’t be intolerant…

…except to lactose… and to Donald Trump and Dick Cheney… or haters… extremists… racists… zealots… mean people… people who were intolerant to you first… you know what… let’s just forget I ever said anything…

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