I climbed a freekin’ mountain… covered in cacti… in the dark… to get you these pictures…

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Okay, so we got to Quartzsite, Arizona late, and by the time we had the motor home set up, it was too dark for any photos… but I got up while it was still dark, and went on one of my patented ‘adventure walks’, just to get you some good pictures of the first sunrise… that is how much I care…

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I took that picture after I came back down that mountain. In case it looks like just a small hill to you, the red arrow is pointing at a full-sized saguaro cactus… which is like almost 30-feet-tall… up near the top. Also, that hill was steep, and covered with loose shale, slippery rocks, cacti, rattlesnakes, scorpions, and, once again, I climbed it in the DARK! For you!

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I know… you think I am exaggerating. That picture shows how close I came to walking right in to a saguaro. I was halfway to the mountain before the sun even began to lighten the sky.

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Oh, and it was really cold, too.

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That is the first picture I took from the top, which proves it really was very dark. Okay, technically, I didn’t go all the way to the top. That is because I like including Mollie, our 16-year-old, on my adventure walks now, and she wasn’t there yet, so I saved the last hair-raising scramble over slipper rocks so I could bring her with me, and let her experience the joy of that crazy climb, and I didn’t want it to be just me taking her somewhere I had already been… I wanted to share that moment of reaching the crest with her… I know… I am that sweet and awesome.

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Just so you know, an adventure walk is something I invented years ago. Whenever I travel, I get up before the sunrise and just start walking. I am very good at finding something interesting to see and do on these walks. I try to do something that is a little dangerous so I have an interesting story to tell. It doesn’t always have to be in the morning. When I do the post about Mollie and I climbing this same hill, it will be me and her racing the sunset so we don’t have to go down the mountain in the dark… which would have been at least as crazy as me climbing up it in the dark for these pictures.

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I can’t explain the feeling of being there as the sun started to rise. There are some things that have to be experienced. Oh, and I apologize for dropping off the grid for four days. We were ‘dry camping’… which means no electricity, no fresh water, no place to drain the holding tanks, and no internet… so… sorry about that.

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I hope you like the desert… because I have a lot of pictures, and you are going to get to know the feel of the American Southwest if you read all these posts.

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And I know you are all anxious to hear about my other daughter getting engaged, and about the day I petted 68 dogs…

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But we will get to that later… that photo is from the top of the mountain, looking back at where we were camping. Yeah, I walked through that wasteland… in the dark… for you.

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I don’t really know where to start…

I mean, this was an awesome adventure, and I have lots of photos, and I usually do these things in some weird order that only makes sense to me… but for a change, I am going to start at the beginning and then see how long that lasts.

A few months back, my mother-in-law bought a small camping motorhome. She made sure it was big enough to fit her, and my wife… her daughter… and our youngest daughter. We go camping with my wife’s aunt and uncle… you might remember all this from earlier posts… like the one about the bald eagles.

Anyway, we have had plans for a while to go camping in the desert at a place in Arizona called Quartzsite. There isn’t really a town there, just a gas station and a few other things, but they have this huge swap meet every year. I will get to all that later.

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I love that picture. It sums up Southern California perfectly… snowy mountains… behind palm trees and power lines… HA! See, my mother-in-law, and my aunt and uncle-in-law, left one day before my wife and daughter, because Mollie had school on Thursday. I needed to be there for the tricky driving parts. We head North out of San Diego, and then cut inland… East… when we were East of L.A. This took us through the valley where Palm Springs is located.

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I took that picture while I was driving a motor home through bad traffic… don’t ever do that!

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I took these other pictures when we stopped to take a break. But they really do highlight the fact that California has everything from palm trees to snowy mountains.

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And it did seem like a good place to start.

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Oh, and I petted 68 dogs the other day, and broke my previous record…

And my older daughter got engaged… so… I have some stories to tell…

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I’m back…

And I had an awesome adventure… and there are lots of pictures… so get ready…

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The Pouringmyartout bobble head… you know you want one…

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Yes, it is a shameless marketing ploy… and yes, this is just a prototype… but wouldn’t it be fun to have that in your car or on your desk? I mean, imagine having to explain me to people… which is what I have to do all the time… so… uh… it would be a little like actually having a small bit of me with you.

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I carry a smaller version of me around…

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Because I can…

I am…

The most interesting blogger in the world!

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I don’t often sit around the house naked…

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But when I do, you can be pretty sure I am blogging…

I am…

The most interesting blogger in the world!

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I have a post with 44,209 comments… If you haven’t left one there yet, please do…

You can find it over there, to the right, at the top of the sidebar… just click the blue words and a link will take you to it. As far as we have been able to determine, it is the most commented-on post in WordPress history… (they claim that this is the one statistic they don’t keep track of… we did find one post that had about 20,000 comments, but it was a post where some girl said that if a woman has a child, she is throwing her life away, and almost all the comments were people telling her to drop dead… ours is done with love and humor).

If you ever get really bored, read some of the comment threads… there is some weird stuff over there. I might be the inventor of the world’s first blog chat room. Oh, and if you see comments you like, reply to them. If you do this a few times, you get promoted to ‘official minion status’. You can meet some awesome bloggers, and help me keep this going… so we can get to 50,000 comments.

And just so you know, half those comments are mine, because I answer every comment I get on this blog… that is how much I care.

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Stop scrolling for one minute and read these words… (or): Some simple facts about blogging…

You have a blog. That means you are trying to connect with the universe and feel less alone. Here are a few facts to consider:

You are looking for something to fill a void in your life, and you have things to share. I can tell you how to accomplish both these goals. In order to find a large group of people willing to listen to you, you need to follow other blogs. Yes, you can just leave clever comments on random blogs, and hope they are so clever that the person follows you back to your blog and end up staying. But that is a slow way to get where you are going.

Following good blogs is a much better… and more fun… way of achieving the same goal. Good blogs attract a lot of people, and that means that when you leave a comment, the odds are, if it is really clever, more people will notice it. Also, it lets you spot clever comments left by other people, and gives you the opportunity to follow them back to their blogs and start the process over on a wider scale.

You should follow my blog, because I have thousands of the best followers in the blog world.

If, on the on the other hand, you don’t care how many people end up following you, and you are just looking for a fun place to fill a few moments in your day, you should still follow my blog. I don’t care what you are interested in, I have it on my blog… I have: original song videos, funny pictures, funny moving pictures, pictures of my travels all over the world along with funny stories about them, cute animal photos, fiction of all types… because I write books and I write most of them right on my blog… I have poetry, and art of all kinds… because I am all-art-side-of-the-brain. I share my life with you.

And I make fun of everything… politics, terrorists, racists, idiots, you name it, I will make fun of it… but I also do thoughtful and moving and even occasionally deep posts about life and love history and… stuff.

Oh, and I have crack squirrels living in my head.

Also, my blog is interactive… I might write your name in as a character in a novel or children’s book, or take a photo you email me and do weird stuff to it in Photoshop.

Besides, Eric Idle from Monty Python follows me of Twitter, so I must be funny, right?

So stop scrolling down these endless topic walls looking for whatever it is you are looking for and come over to my blog and poke around a bit… you just found what you are looking for.

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