Well, my older daughter posted this on Facebook… sniff… stupid allergies…

Happy Father’s Day to the guy who taught me so many important life lessons: never trust anyone that babies and dogs dislike, stand up for the people who need it no matter what the risk, and always get your tie dye in Berkeley because that other stuff isn’t really tie dye. Thanks Arthur Browne for being the funny, loud, creative, and weird archetype for my whole personality. I’m happy we got to spend part of today together stuffing our faces with breakfast food. I love you, man.

Jessica Browne's photo.
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If you want to see a bat with his head stuck in a bucket, this is the post for you…

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What I have enjoyed most about my trips with the zoom lens to the San Diego Zoo and Wild Animal Park, is that you never know what you will see if you are patient.

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You just need to hang around for a while… and watch the other animals…

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I watched this one bat drinking water, and then he started to crawl through the fake trees and wire meshing…

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Watching bats move around is fun… they use those weird wing-tip hooks… it is even cooler when they walk on the ground, but I didn’t see that this time.

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I did, however, see him stick his head in a food bucket… (hey, I said you could see a bat with his head stuck in a bucket, I didn’t mean it was stuck like he couldn’t get it back out)…

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He took some food and started climbing again.

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I could have watched him for a long time… but it really stinks in the bat house…

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Okay, I still have more animal pictures, but now I also have Father’s Day pictures to share, so we might have to say goodbye to the animals for a while.

 

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Even more cute animals? No way!!!

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That right there is a fennec fox… oh, yeah! These are just a few more of the photos that I or my younger daughter took at the San Diego Wild Animal Park. I have to finish these posts up. I have new stories to share from this Father’s Day weekend.

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I got some cool stuff, which I will share with you soon.

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I think that is a sleepy chinchilla…

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And if it was, so is that.

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That is some kind of African deer, on a wall… eating shrubbery.

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That one decided the wall was not needed.

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Sleepy deer…

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More sleepy deer…

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Thirsty lemur…

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Crouching lemur, hidden lemur… (oh man… I kill me)…

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And there is a lemur using body language to signify: ‘Hey, that poop is totally not mine’… I mean the one on the right… the one on the left is clearly saying: ‘Oh, for cryin’ out loud, Frank, not again… why can’t you use the bushes like everyone else?’

 

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Oh yeah, I got a tweet from John Cleese… just one word: Sucker!

Okay, you need to hear the context. I was responding to him randomly in the middle of a long tweet conversation he was having with his fans about who was nicer, him or Eric Idle. I told him that, while I was sure he was very nice, Mr. Idle is a particularly nice person.

That was his answer to me.

Sucker!

I am taking it in the way that I am positive that a comedian with his obvious sense of humor meant it. Not as an insult, just as a joke. But either way, I am still counting it as a win.

For those of you who are new here, maybe I should past in an old post here that explains why I started stalking celebrities on Twitter in the first place…

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The long and sordid tale of how and why I started stalking celebrities on Twitter and how it led to me being followed by Eric Idle of Monty Python fame and Dana Carvey from Saturday Night Live…

 

It all started, as a surprising number of things in my life do, as a harmless joke. A little more than a year ago, when my older daughter Jessica was still in college, I found out that she was on Twitter. So I did what any dad does… I tried to figure out a clever way to both bond with my daughter and simultaneously annoy the crap out of her.

My plan was simple. I would follow a bunch of celebrities and tweet them funny pictures and clever sayings until they got so frustrated by the attention that they would tweet me back just to tell me to leave them alone. Then I got Jessica to promise that she would get on Facebook and admit that I am cooler than her if I could get an actual reply.

Somehow, I got Dana Carvey to follow me. And I got a bunch of tweets from Eric Idle, which was when Jessica did indeed get on Facebook and say I am cooler than her… and then she since stopped doing Twitter, for whatever reason…

I have also gotten replies from William Shatner and Ricky Gervais and James May from Top Gear, who replied and also retweeted a poem about a car I sent him. Lady Gaga and Marc Maron both favorited tweets I sent them.

The thing about Eric Idle is that the first time he tweeted me back was because I came up with a brilliant and desperate ploy. I asked him how we could be sure he was the real Eric Idle. This was before I learned about the little blue check mark that Twitter uses to distinguish celebrities from fans who use their names. It turns out that celebrities are often worried that maybe they aren’t as famous as they ought to be, so he retweeted to try to convince me he really was him.

But the thing is… oh awesome thing, there you are… that I really did need to talk to someone in the Python group to ask permission to use a bunch of lines from their skits, because in my action/humor science fiction series of novels, our hero meets an alien in book three, being edited now, who learned to speak English by listening to old Monty Python broadcasts, and he can only speak using bits of those skits. It is both amusing and heart-breaking when he explains that he is the last living member of his race by quoting lines from the famous dead parrot sketch. I don’t want to be sued for using their material, especially since I have only sold a hundred or so books so far and can’t really afford it, but I wanted permission to use this material before book three comes out.

Mr. Idle has been more than helpful and tweeted me a number of times, but for some reason I never could get ahold of the person he told me about. This time he asked for me to send him my email address in a private message and I have high hopes that this time it will all work.

Because he is so nice and helpful and patient, I sent him this picture to amuse him while we worked out the details of me contacting the Python publicist…

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That’s him on a talk show. I added the extra lines. I guess he liked it, because he retweeted it, and now it has been favorited about 30 times and retweeted a handful more, and then I noticed that he is now following me .

 

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Oh yeah… we just got tickets to see these guys…

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I am going to totally be all like:

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Dump Trump… a poem…

You should dump

That Donald Trump

With a loud and resounding thump…

Yes, you should dump

That guy named Trump

He insists that America is in a slump…

Oh, please dump

That Mr. Trump

Surely you can’t be such a chump…

You ought to dump

The dude called Trump

On the road of life, he is a speed bump…

Yes, you must dump

That obnoxious Trump

His head contains more fat than a camel’s hump…

Go ahead and dump

That weasel, Trump

You have probably met a smarter rotting stump…

It’ll be fun to dump

The human known as Trump

That strangely mobile septic pump…

Tell him to take a flying jump…

And while you are at it, tell him to kiss your rump…

 

 

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Hey! Stop scrolling! I only need one more follower to get to 3,500…

I mean, I’m not the boss of you… but it seems to me that if you don’t follow me, you are saying that you are smarter than those other 3,499 people… and that’s just plain rude…

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Even more animal adventures… because… goats!!!

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Oh come on… how cute is that? Baby goat kisses!

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Yes, goats love to be brushed… this goat followed me around all over the place because I found ‘the spot’… right on top of her neck behind the horns…

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This one is still waiting for me to find the spot. Goats… and horses… are like dogs. The spot is not always in the same spot on each individual. (Guys, this is also true of women, but let’s not get into that now)…

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Goats are extra cool because they have those crazy devil eyes.

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Always take time to get to know every animal you can… and every baby too.

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Baby goats are totally awesome!

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These two were best friends.

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Goats can be very affectionate.

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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…

 

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Even more animal adventures… part 6…

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See… animals and babies really do love me… that bird is dancing on my head!

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Feeding the lorikeets at the San Diego Wild Animal Park is fun.

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They are cute little birds, and sometimes you can get a whole group of them on you.

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Awww… pretty little bird…

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Okay, that is not a pretty little human… but I do look happy to be spending some quality time with my younger daughter.

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When the lorikeets are drinking the nectar from the little cup, it is a very enjoyable experience.

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However, when one starts walking up your arm towards your ear, you suddenly realize that they have very sharp little beaks… and that your ear might just look like one of those dried apple slices they have in their food bowls… It also makes you think that maybe you should have shaved your neck and your face before you gave your 17-year-old the camera with the zoom lens…

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But this is another good reason for wearing a hat…

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Having a bird on your head makes you feel in touch with nature…

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You feel like a more-or-less wild animal trusts you and thinks you are okay to hang around with…

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But you will end up making this face… because you can’t help wondering what that little varmint is up to up there…

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Even more animal adventures… part 5…

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My daughter made friends with this little guy, who was still growing in his adult feathers… I called him Scruffy!

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A little girl who heard that thought it was the funniest thing ever.

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Feeding the lorikeets at the San Diego Wild Animal Park is worth doing.

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That might be the best photo my daughter ever took… the bird is shaking his head so hard his face disappeared…

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Hello, Fluffy, have you met our friend, Scruffy?

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Okay, kiddies, I have one more post about the lorikeets, then we can move on… to other animals…

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Good bird! Always wipe your beak after drinking nectar.

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