Sorry, Mr. Trump… I forgot to wish you a happy birthday!!!

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Even more animal adventures… part 4…

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Whoops… I totally lied to you… by accident… I hinted in the last post in this series that the next post in this series would be a bunch of pictures of Mollie… my daughter… and I, feeding the lorikeets… (which sounds like a bird name made up by Dr. Seuss)… but I forgot about a few other bird photos we took at the San Diego Wild Animal Park…

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Like a mommy duck and her babies…

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How cute are they?

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Awwwww…

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And I just need to slip in a couple of quick flower pictures…

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Sorry about that, too…

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And then there were the pelicans…

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Everybody likes them, right?

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And sleepy flamingos…

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A whole bunch of sleepy flamingos…

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And those… well, I forget what those are, but they are as big as flamingos, stand on one leg like flamingos… but have sharp beaks like freakin’ hawks.

Okay, coming next, cute little lorikeets.

 

 

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The Seven Kingdoms… chapter twenty seven…

(Author’s commentary): Hey, I need a favor. If you are the parent of a teenage girl… simmer down… let me finish… above the age of 16… or maybe a really mature 14… can you get them to click the link button in the top bar of my blog page and read some of this novel? I really need some feedback, I need to decide on the target audience. It is not overly violent, and there are no overtly objectionable parts… especially when you compare it to… say… The Hunger Games, where children are forced to fight to the death.

Also, I bet you didn’t see the end to this chapter coming, did you, Paul?

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The Seven Kingdoms

 

Chapter Twenty Seven

 

She knelt there for a moment, and put her hand on the boy’s pale cheek. He had come so far from his home to die in this place. He had felt protective of her, felt that her life was a life that needed to be preserved more than his own. She felt tears streaming down her cheeks. Then she heard the screams.

Only three people she knew could make those piercing shrieks. Her eyes lifted and there they were. The triplets, standing in a line under a nearby tree. They looked so tiny and frail, three little girls in white tunics, each in the same posture, standing stiffly, feet planted slightly apart. They all had their hands over their mouths.

She got up and ran to them. “What are you doing here?” she demanded, realizing she had forgotten her promise to Zar to send them to safety.

“He is such a nice boy!” wailed Tam Tam.

“Is he going to be alright?” Andita asked plaintively.

“He’s dead, isn’t he?” cried Miri.

“Yes, he is,” said Hildy harshly. “I have a battle to fight. You three need to go back to the castle. Now!”

“Oh no!” Miri exclaimed.

Hildy thought she was arguing with her, and her eyes snapped to the girl in anger, but Miri wasn’t looking at her. She was looking over her shoulder. Hildy whirled around.

She saw some of her men running towards her, dodging around trees and rocks and brush. She suddenly realized that some of the screams and yells she was now hearing weren’t coming up from the valley below, but from further down the ridge top. They were close and coming closer. The first man ran right past her without saying a word. He never looked at her or the triplets.

The next two men shouted at her, but they didn’t stop either. “The Skulls are coming!” one yelled as he ran by. The other man just screamed, “run!”

Three more men came towards them. Two of them dragged the third man between them, a man whose uniform shirt was sodden with blood. She stepped in front of them. They stopped. The wounded man lifted his head and looked at her.

“Get him to safety, but yell for the rest of the men on the ridge to join me here as you pass them,” she said in her most commanding voice. “And come back when your friend is safe.”

All three men nodded wordlessly, and she stepped out of their way to let them pass.

“Form a line here, on me,” she shouted to any of her men who could hear her. More men came running through the woods. She held up her hands and shouted for them to stop and form a line. One man ran past, but the others stopped. When more men came out of the woods, they saw the line forming and also stopped to join it. Some of them didn’t have a staff or spear, but they stopped anyway.

More men were coming her way, but these men were moving backwards. Some held staves or spears, pointing back the way the way they had come, and some were slinging stones in that direction. Then the first Skull troops came into view. They were trying to march in ranks. The trees and underbrush were slowing them more than her own men were. She looked around her. There were maybe one hundred men in her line, with more trickling in from behind her as word reached them. How many men had she lost?

The men doing the fighting retreat fell into line also. There might be more that she couldn’t see through the trees, further over on the ridge top. That was her hope, that and those that were still coming up from behind. She looked behind her to see if more were coming, and she saw the triplets still standing there. She was about to scream for them to run, but realized that word might cause panicked flight among her troops. And then it was too late.

“Here they come!” she heard one of her men shout. She turned and yelled at her men to use their slings, but they were already doing that. A solid volley stopped the enemy momentarily, but they came on, spears lowered. Another volley dropped a good number of them. It was hard to tell how many of them there were, how many more were coming up behind them. Another volley of stones slammed into them. They reformed into a firmer line and moved forward again. To Hildy, it looked as if they already outnumbered her men by nearly three to one. At least they didn’t seem to have any slingers with them.

The flames came out of nowhere. At first, it was just a small ribbon of fire, reaching about the height of a man’s knee, and about as wide as it was tall. It sprang up out of the ground all at once, half way between her troops and the advancing Skulls. The Skulls stopped dead in their tracks. Within moments, the line of fire grew until it was almost as tall as a man.

Hildy had no idea what was going on, where these miraculous flames had come from, but she wasn’t going to waste the opportunity. “Keep those stones flying!” she screamed.

She could see the faces of the enemy soldiers over the wall of fire. They were confused and scared. They looked at one another, and she heard shouted orders, but a man will not run into the flames, no matter what his officers are yelling at him. The stones her troops were throwing kept raining into the packed lines of Skull soldiers. At this range, the stones were moving fast and hard, and it was hard to miss them. Hildy could actually hear the stones pounding into the enemy amidst the screams and shouting. It dawned on her that the fire wasn’t making any noise at all.

She moved closer to the flames and held out a hand. She moved it closer and closer to the fire. There was no heat at all. She touched the flames. They were the same temperature as the air. She was unnerved. She turned back to encourage her men and she happened to glance beyond them to where the triplets stood. They were still in a line. They were holding hands and swaying back and forth. Their eyes were closed, and they seemed to be mumbling to themselves.

Behind her, she heard the screams and the shouting begin to recede, and she turned again. Over the wall of fire she saw the enemy retreating back the way the had come. The fire still burned brightly.

Hildy ran over to the girls. She said each of their names. The girls didn’t respond. They just stood there, eyes closed, holding hands and swaying side to side. They were still muttering sounds in voices too low for her to make out any distinct words. She reached down and pulled Tam Tam and Miri’s hands apart. Tam Tam, now separated from the other two, opened her eyes and looked around in confusion. Hildy stepped over and pulled Miri’s hand from Andita’s. They too opened their eyes and looked at her as if they had no idea where they were.

“We were so frightened,” said Miri quietly.

“The Skulls were going to kill us all,” added Tam Tam with a quaver in her voice.

“We had to stop them,” Andita told her, but her voice was uncertain.

“So you did make the fire, didn’t you?” asked Hildy, still not sure what had happened. She thought back to the day she had first met Sanara, and the story the farm girl had told them about the Skull wizard and the shadowclaw. The way the wizard had been muttering to himself and making strange gestures, that was how Sanara had described it. How he had conjured up a fearsome beast that wasn’t really there at all.

“What fire?” asked Miri, sounding more confused than Hildy was.

“Where did the Skulls go?” Andita demanded.

“My head hurts,” Tam Tam complained.

Hildy looked back to where her men still stood in that thin line, talking excitedly amongst themselves. The wall of fire was gone as if it had never been. The leaves and grass weren’t scorched. No smoke hung in the air. “I don’t have time to figure this out right now,” Hildy snapped. “Follow me.”

She led them to the thin line of soldiers. “Half of you stay here and watch for the Skulls to come back,” she shouted. “Every other man, come with me. We still have a battle to win!”

She led off, trailed by the triplets. The men had a few moments of confusion over figuring out where the counting off should begin, but they sorted it. It didn’t take long for Hildy to reach the edge of the valley. She looked down and her heart sank. Her army was gone, and so was the Skull army. Had her lines been overrun? Bodies littered the ground Was the battle lost? She looked towards the top of the valley, off to her right, and her worst fears were realized. There was a fight going on at the upper end of the valley. Her forces had been pushed back.

Her men were in a thin and ragged line angled across the entrance to the valley, and Skull troops were forming for another attack. There were only a few hundred of her troops left, as near as she could tell, and they were outnumbered heavily by the Skull soldiers. So few of her brave men left alive! Hildy felt it like a blow to the chest. Her heart turned cold, but instantly, the cold was replaced by a glowing, molten rage. They could still turn the tide. Or they could at least die with the rest of her army.

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Hey, his words, not mine…

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Why you need to vote for Hillary… even if you hate her…

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Because if you let your disgust over our political system cause you to express your displeasure by not voting, you might let those people who are expressing their displeasure with our political system by voting for Trump take the election…

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Are you going to let these people decide who runs our country?

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Seriously?

 

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Even more animal adventures… part 3…

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Uh… that is not an attractive bird…

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No… please don’t hang your head in shame… I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings…

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But preening is only going to help so much…

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See, even the other birds looked at that spoonbill like that…

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That one seems to be cobbled together from spare parts.

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Nest building… one can never go too heavy on the eye makeup while nest building…

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I think they get tired of having people around.

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I know we have seen him before, but I love those colors…

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Same with that one, but the headdress is so awesome!

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That is sort of an elegant picture… maybe my daughter took that one…

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Okay… next up… more birds… but with a little more cross-species interaction!

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Even more animal adventures… part 2…

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Well, I suppose I will start off with the birds again, and then try to do these in ascending order of excitement-generating potential… so to speak…

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Hey… didn’t we see that same bird at the zoo?

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But this wasn’t the zoo, it was the San Diego Wild Animal Park… where I took my 17-year-old daughter today…

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Good camouflage!!!

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Don’t get me wrong… It isn’t that I think birds are unexciting. I am actually a bird watcher in real life, as embarrassing as that is to admit… and I like the challenge of photographing birds… they are fast and move around a lot… in many dimensions… and the colors are awesome.

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But let’s face it… they are never going to compete with big cats and primates.

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But trying to get them in focus for the perfect shot is tricky… like that one… that looks like some kind of crazy turkey with yellow pebbles glued to his face… Seriously, look at the colors of the bird and the plants in that picture… that is awesome… I love that crazy zoom lens.

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Wait… what the heck is that? Is that a duck in a tree? Standing on one leg?

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Yup… now I really have seen everything…

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Don’t look so smug… you… duck out of water, you…

 

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Even more animal adventures… part 1…

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I took my younger daughter, Mollie, to the San Diego Wild Animal Park today… we went just to play around with the zoom lens. I have so far edited our 269 photos down to a much more reasonable 150 or so… I will try to get rid of a few more… but prepare yourselves…

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I even wore my official… (as I like to think of it)… ‘photojournalist’s’ vest!

It is like wearing a suitcase… I love that thing.

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Oh, and I brushed a goat… and she really liked it… she kept following me around…

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Okay… now I am ready to rant about Orlando… *(bad words may appear in this post)*

Yesterday, I published a post called: Rest in pieces…

It contained no words, just this image…

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It is two AR-15’s, the kind of gun used in Orlando, in the form of a cross. The title was a pun, of sorts, because a ‘piece’ is American slang for a gun.

I thought the post was powerful, subtle, and rather deep. It didn’t get many responses. Maybe it was too subtle. The thing is… and this is a real thing with me… but I am sometimes afraid to let those crazy crack squirrels that live in my head start getting too worked up… because I never know what they are going to make me type. Sometimes, if I give them a day or two to calm down, it works out better for all of us… but they are up there… in my head… chanting the word ‘Orlando’ over and over. I have never seen them so single-minded or in such unity.

So, here we go…

It is time to release… the crackin’… squirrels…

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Yes, it matters what the shooter was thinking while he carried out this cowardly, evil act. His motives matter, his affiliations matter, the point he was trying to make matters. It matters mostly so that we can use this information to try to stop further shootings like this one.

Yes, of course, the victims matter. They were people.

But I think there are a few things that matter even more than those things do.

What matters the most is how this loser could walk into a store and buy a fucking assault rifle like it was a loaf of fucking bread.

Fuck you, NRA!

Fuck you, politicians who sell out to the NRA!

And fuck you all you people who have run out and bought yourself an AR-15 since the shooting, in the paranoid belief that somehow, this time, we might pass actually meaningful gun legislation that will ban assault rifle. What is the logic there? Do you plan to use the assault rifle to shoot at the people who come to take your fucking assault rifle away if we do pass such a law?

Because that is what a lot of these NRA fuckers mean when they quote the constitution. The right of a well-regulated militia to bear arms. To oppose tyranny. Whose tyranny do you think they are talking about? They mean us… our laws… our government. They mean that if we pass laws to limit their right to buy any kind of gun or ammo… even if more than half of us vote for those changes… they plan to do a Waco-style shootout with law enforcement. They want to use the guns that they would no longer legally be allowed to own to shoot other Americans upholding the laws of this nation.

And stop making the argument that the constitution is set in stone. We change it all the time. That is just a fact.

And stop acting like laws designed to protect people by taking away some freedom we all have to give up is a scary thing. In California, we took away your right to drive without a seatbelt. We took away your right to drive while talking on the cell phone. Yeah, we pass laws that take away your freedom of choice in order to protect you and the rest of us from your own stupidity.

Your blind struggle to push back on every kind of gun law is the thing that is making the rest of us want to take away your guns, you fucking pea-brains! Even most of you want expanded background checks… but we can’t get them because of the NRA and their paid-for politicians. Just look into all the rules and regulations that have been either weakened or stopped cold by your ‘you will pry this gun from my cold, dead hands’ logic. There are loopholes even in the watered-down laws we have. Federal agencies can’t work together or communicate effectively. There are no national databases to refer to that connect in a meaningful way.

Yes, criminals will still be able to get guns… mostly by stealing them from people who own them legally… but this asshole in Orlando didn’t need to buy a black-market gun. He didn’t need to go to an out-of-state gun show. He didn’t need to steal guns. He just took advantage of our weaknesses.

If you want us to let you keep your collection of guns, start acting like responsible human beings. Help the rest of do what we can to make America just a little safer. And stop acting like arming the whole country is a way to stop mass shootings. Name one fucking time where that actually worked. The answer isn’t to have every American walking around with five guns strapped to them. Archie Bunker made the argument that the only way to stop hijackings was to arm all the passengers… which is, I admit, a funny joke… until you imagine what a shootout in a pressurized airplane would really be like.

So… yeah… fuck you, NRA, and the politicians who are taking your millions of dollars in bribes and payouts and making this country less safe. Fuck you for your fear tactics, your ‘they are coming to take your guns’ mentality that lends itself well to the camouflage-wearing militant-militia dickheads living in compounds, seething over how Obama is ruining our country because he is black and Muslim… sorry… because he is a democrat… that’s what you really meant to say, isn’t it?

 

 

 

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Bad god!!!

The next time you are speaking to your god… whatever you choose to call him/her/it… ask them if they really want you to kill people instead of help them.

If the answer is yes, tell your god you quit… you are getting a new god… or giving up on gods altogether.

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