Pouring My Art Out

The most important thing I have learned about using my new Surface laptop…

Posted on August 1, 2016 by pouringmyartout

… is that, if you are wearing shorts, and you open it on your lap, then the hinges can close on your leg hairs and grab them… which really hurts…

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And Trump’s kids have made lots of sacrifices too… just sayin’…

Posted on July 31, 2016 by pouringmyartout

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Yeah… Trump has made sacrifices too…

Posted on July 31, 2016 by pouringmyartout

Posted in funny famous people pictures | Tagged art, current-events, donald trump, humor, photoshop art, politics, sacrifice, social-media, trump | Leave a comment

I’m still waiting for one republican to explain to me how exactly they are worse off now than when Obama took office…

Posted on July 31, 2016 by pouringmyartout

Because they keep talking about how Obama is ruining the country, how only Trump can fix it… when clearly, Obama has been trying to fix the problems caused by the last republican who ran the country as fast as the republicans in the house and senate, who block all of his fixes, will allow him to…

Just admit it. The worst thing you can say about Obama is that he isn’t cleaning up your mess fast enough.

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At least be honest about it, you life-sized phlegm statue…

Posted on July 30, 2016 by pouringmyartout

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How Trump sees America…

Posted on July 30, 2016 by pouringmyartout

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A pencil for people who never admit they make any mistakes…

Posted on July 30, 2016 by pouringmyartout

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Yes, it’s finally here! The pencil designed by and for a man who never admits to making a mistake. This high quality product is made right here in America, each pencil lovingly crafted from one individual, freshly-cut, old-growth pine tree, by craftsmen who never got paid for their work, because the company is going into bankruptcy before the first pencil is even sold. The pencils are covered in genuine, 24 carrot-colored goldish paint, and come presharpened. You will never make a mistake again. You will be not making so many mistakes that you will get tired of not making mistakes.

Posted in My art | Tagged art, donald trump, humor, mistakes, politics, trump | 2 Comments

A pencil for people who only make mistakes…

Posted on July 29, 2016 by pouringmyartout

This revolutionary product, designed by the man who knows all about making mistakes, is made from semi-nontoxic reconstituted wood byproducts and glue derived from the hooves of not-too-endangered species, and contains no dangerous lead.. except in the yellow paint… It is made in China by children who have particularly small hands, and are fed at least once each and every day.

Because it is labeled with the highly-prized Trump brand, you will cherish it as an important reminder of this historic mistake-making legend, and you can own it for only five easy payments of $29.99… plus shipping and handling.