If you would vote for Trump, you deserve to have Trump as your president…

If, after hearing all that Donald Trump has to say, you would still vote for him, then I sort of hope you end up in a world where someone like him is in charge… but maybe in an alternate universe… so sane people don’t have to experience it too.

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At least be honest about it, you life-sized phlegm statue…

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How Trump sees America…

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A pencil for people who never admit they make any mistakes…

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Yes, it’s finally here! The pencil designed by and for a man who never admits to making a mistake. This high quality product is made right here in America, each pencil lovingly crafted from one individual, freshly-cut, old-growth pine tree, by craftsmen who never got paid for their work, because the company is going into bankruptcy before the first pencil is even sold. The pencils are covered in genuine, 24 carrot-colored goldish paint, and come presharpened. You will never make a mistake again. You will be not making so many mistakes that you will get tired of not making mistakes.

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A pencil for people who only make mistakes…

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This revolutionary product, designed by the man who knows all about making mistakes, is made from semi-nontoxic reconstituted wood byproducts and glue derived from the hooves of not-too-endangered species, and contains no dangerous lead.. except in the yellow paint… It is made in China by children who have particularly small hands, and are fed at least once each and every day.

Because it is labeled with the highly-prized Trump brand, you will cherish it as an important reminder of this historic mistake-making legend, and you can own it for only five easy payments of $29.99… plus shipping and handling.

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Yay… I figured out how to get some pictures into my posts on the new laptop…

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So there is my little babysitting buddy, Olivia, giving us her: ‘Yeah, I’m smart’ look…

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And there is her patented: ‘whatever’ look…

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And my personal favorite: ‘squishy face!!!’

 

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I know that last post wasn’t my best Photoshop work…

But I figured out how to use a new version of Photoshop… on my new laptop… with no mouse… so hopefully, from now on, even when I travel, I can now do posts with pictures. Not bad for a computer moron!

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Seriously… republicans… do you really want to continue the downhill slide???

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I mean, come on!

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Okay, here’s the deal… A good news/bad news thing…

Um, we are backing up our computer, and it says it has eight more days to go. That’s the bad news. The good news is that I just got a new laptop, so I can still do posts… but I don’t know if I can add pictures… and I have more pictures of my adventure.

I will keep you informed.

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Yeah, I woke up at three in the morning and drove on a foggy road by cliffs to get you these pictures…

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I know I did this same journey once before, under similar circumstances… that is how much I care… but driving Highway One on the coast of California between Santa Cruz and Morro Bay is freekin’ awesome…

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I had to pull over by this little bay to take a picture of fishing boats in the fog. I mean, what is better than driving on a foggy road in the early morning hours? Nothing… except maybe riding a horse with a baby in one hand and a puppy in the other.

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That’s my opinion anyway.

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I pulled into Monterey about 4:15. I drove out of my way to get a few photos of the downtown area.

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Monterey is awesome. They have a great aquarium… but it isn’t open at this time of day. Hell, the Starbucks wasn’t even open yet.

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Maybe this place is familiar to you if you ever read any John Steinbeck.

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Where does the fish you eat come from? From guys like the guys on this fishing boat, coming home a 4:30 in the morning.

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Those are the lights around Monterey Bay, taken from right beside the aquarium.

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And then I was back on the road, passing through Big Sur, cliffs dropping off on my right to the wild Pacific coastline below me, and cliffs rising up on my left holding off the sunrise.

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But that is the moonlight reflecting on the ocean, just as the sun began to tint the sky.

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