Name that piggy… another caption game… part 2…

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Hey, when one of you asks me to use my mad Photoshop skills for something, I try to come through for you. I will put a link to the blog of the guy who asked for a psychedelic pig face… on the next post… because you really need to see his blog…

But all this reminds me… you should all bear in mind that if you email me a picture of your face, and tell me what you want me to do with it… turn you into a superhero or an alien or a mermaid or a barbarian or whatever… feel free to do so. I will revive my series called: ‘Making your dreams come true’… If you want to see what other people asked for, try searching ‘making your dream come true’ in the handy little search button thing.

Now come up with a caption!

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Name that piggy… another caption game… part 1…

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My friend has a blog. He said he needed a ‘psychedelic pig face’ for an upcoming post. I did a few versions for him. No sense not using them here, too.

And we might as well turn it into a caption contest.

 

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Seriously… nobody was impressed by my photo of a cactus that looks like a sex toy tree???

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Maybe I need to zoom in a little…

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What our house looks like now… and a very inappropriate cactus…

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Turns out one of our walls didn’t have any insulation inside it… and as long as we were going to repaint anyway…

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Uh… I had no idea that replacing a shower would be so… invasive… You can see the back of the shower in the other bathroom now. I didn’t know they were so close together. I pointed out that if we drilled a hole in each of them, we could talk to each other while showering. Nobody liked my idea.

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It is not good when you find big cracks under your outdated linoleum floors. Fortunately… (?)… we have a ‘floating slab’… (?)… which means it’s not as bad as it could be.

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That is our old shower… the one we are replacing.

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Still waiting for the cabinet guy to show us the samples… and speaking about living in my mother-in-law’s condo for a month… she has a neighbor who has a cactus… that looks like… uh… well…

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In the daytime, it looks like any self-respecting cactus… but when the sun is going down… it looks like a sex toy tree… sorry… but it does.

 

 

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The wall… part 3…

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Yup… that’s about the size of it…

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The wall… part 2…

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Okay, I hate to admit it… but that might actually keep people away…

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The wall… part 1…

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Gee… it’s much more tasteful than I thought it would be… I mean, yeah, it would have been cheaper without the real gold paint on all the T’s… but…

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Strip down to your skivvies and dance like they are on freakin’ fire!!!

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I call this one the Taj Ma-hell-yeah!

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I know it’s silly, but that actually took me a long time to do… so… yeah…

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Okay… sorry… one more… but, as someone pointed out, I can’t do this and not highlight Curly if Shemp gets his own shempoo bottle…

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Funny and creepy… oh yeah…

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