What our house looks like now… and a very inappropriate cactus…

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Turns out one of our walls didn’t have any insulation inside it… and as long as we were going to repaint anyway…

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Uh… I had no idea that replacing a shower would be so… invasive… You can see the back of the shower in the other bathroom now. I didn’t know they were so close together. I pointed out that if we drilled a hole in each of them, we could talk to each other while showering. Nobody liked my idea.

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It is not good when you find big cracks under your outdated linoleum floors. Fortunately… (?)… we have a ‘floating slab’… (?)… which means it’s not as bad as it could be.

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That is our old shower… the one we are replacing.

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Still waiting for the cabinet guy to show us the samples… and speaking about living in my mother-in-law’s condo for a month… she has a neighbor who has a cactus… that looks like… uh… well…

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In the daytime, it looks like any self-respecting cactus… but when the sun is going down… it looks like a sex toy tree… sorry… but it does.

 

 

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The wall… part 3…

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Yup… that’s about the size of it…

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The wall… part 2…

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Okay, I hate to admit it… but that might actually keep people away…

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The wall… part 1…

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Gee… it’s much more tasteful than I thought it would be… I mean, yeah, it would have been cheaper without the real gold paint on all the T’s… but…

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Strip down to your skivvies and dance like they are on freakin’ fire!!!

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I call this one the Taj Ma-hell-yeah!

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I know it’s silly, but that actually took me a long time to do… so… yeah…

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Okay… sorry… one more… but, as someone pointed out, I can’t do this and not highlight Curly if Shemp gets his own shempoo bottle…

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Funny and creepy… oh yeah…

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Okay… I’m done now… I swear…

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Or this?

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I guess nobody got the last one… how about this?

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