Trump ‘reaches out’ to the Black community once more…

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More stop and frisk! That should help damp down all the tensions. Hey, when he said he was going to get rid of crime and make our streets totally safe… on his first day in office… I wondered how he planned on doing it. And here I was, thinking he didn’t have a plan.

I assume the next step is to tell all the cops: “Beat the hell out of everybody, I will pay your legal fees.” This is also, no doubt, what he plans to tell the military when he gets ride of ISIS on day one.

But for some reason, when I heard Trump say we need more stop and frisk, the image that popped into my mind was this one:

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“What has it got in it’s pocketses, my precious?”

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Hulk tell bad, scary, racist man to shut up… now Hulk smash…

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Wow, Olivia, that is the best scrunchy face ever!!!

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I don’t know how the scrunchy face… or squishy face… evolved with our friends’ daughter, Olivia. I don’t know if it is her way of saying ‘stop taking so many pictures, dang it’… or if she just likes that people react to it with such amusement. But it is funny.

We did have a little meltdown today. I tried to feed her lunch, and all of a sudden she started crying and hyperventilating. Then she said these words… still crying and gasping… over and over again… for like half an hour:

“Where is mommy? Where is Daddy? Where is Mommy and Daddy? I don’t know! I can’t find them!”

Now, don’t get all hyperventilaty yourselves. Kids go through insecure phases. She gets a little worked up right before her parents go to work too, but then she is fine 30 seconds after they are out the door. And she loves her big buddy, Arker… that’s what she calls me. No kid can pronounce Arthur. Usually it comes out as Arfer, but she isn’t like most kids. I mean, even in her meltdown, look at her use of complete sentences. She is like a year and a half old, for cryin’ out loud… uh… as they say…

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Not long after the meltdown, she was hanging off the end of a couch, kicking her little legs and moving her arms, and yelling: “Look Arker, I’m swimming. Then she passed out and took a nap. I should probably ask Joey and Stacy if they are taking her to swim lessons, because I have no idea where she picked up the swimming thing.

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No actual testicles were used in the making of this post… those are coconuts…

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Hey, I’m not saying Trump is a dick… I mean, I hear people saying it… lots of people are saying it… and I read it on the internet, so it might be true… but I’m not saying it is…

(My name is Arthur Browne, and I approve this message)

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These are a few of my favorite spams…

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Well, we all know how much I appreciate a good, meaty, gristly spam in my comment folder. I just can’t help replying to them. Here are a couple good ones from this week:

SPAM; It’s really a great and helpful piece of info. I am glad that you just shared this helpful information with us.
Please stay us up to date likje this. Thank yyou for sharing.

ME; Thanks so much, Max, at clinical psychologist education!!! I am gratified to see that the people offering an education in clinical psychology don’t overburden their curriculum with such nonsense as spelling and grammar. And, Lord knows, I can always benefit from some insight from a trained psychologist… even one in their first week of training… that can’t spell… And the irony of the fact that you, of all people, happened to leave this comment on a post I did called; This is what the inside of my head looks like… just makes it that much more meaningful…

SPAM; Write more, thats all I have to say. Literally, it seems as though you relied on the video to make your point. You definitely know what youre talking about, why waste your intelligence on just posting videos to your site when you could be giving us something enlightening to read?

ME; Thank you, random person/automated spam generating robot computer thingy! I am moved that you enjoy my writing… so moved, in fact, that I am choosing to overlook the fact that I have never posted one single video on this blog… because I am a computer moron. Okay, that might not be fair… hold on… you posted this comment on a post I did called; Donald Rump I can’t recall if that was one of my little fake video/flickering picture posts or not. I will give you the benefit of the doubt… because you are so nice.

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If I told you just one of these candies was a racist moron… would you still risk voting for it? (HINT- it’s the orange one)…

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And let’s not leave the kiddies out!!!

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After all, they might be the ones who have to grow up under a Trump dictatorship/dynasty…

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Uh… we should be able to make a few million dollars from this idea, right?

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We could all take out our aggression… and get really healthy at the same time. Come on, you know you want one.

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Name that piggy… another caption game… the final chapter…

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Well, it turns out that Mr. Trenton Babbage wasn’t satisfied with the three choices of psychedelic piggy I sent him for his mysterious upcoming blog post… and he wanted me to turn it into an animation where we get to fly up the pig’s snout.

You asked for it, you got it.

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Name that piggy… another caption game… part 3…

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I am going to try to include a link to the blog of the guy who requested these pig pictures… because you really need to see it to believe it… but I am a computer moron… so…

https://pmaoaudioblog.wordpress.com/

Can somebody click on that and let me know if it worked?

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