These are a few of my favorite spams…

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Well, we all know how much I appreciate a good, meaty, gristly spam in my comment folder. I just can’t help replying to them. Here are a couple good ones from this week:

SPAM; It’s really a great and helpful piece of info. I am glad that you just shared this helpful information with us.
Please stay us up to date likje this. Thank yyou for sharing.

ME; Thanks so much, Max, at clinical psychologist education!!! I am gratified to see that the people offering an education in clinical psychology don’t overburden their curriculum with such nonsense as spelling and grammar. And, Lord knows, I can always benefit from some insight from a trained psychologist… even one in their first week of training… that can’t spell… And the irony of the fact that you, of all people, happened to leave this comment on a post I did called; This is what the inside of my head looks like… just makes it that much more meaningful…

SPAM; Write more, thats all I have to say. Literally, it seems as though you relied on the video to make your point. You definitely know what youre talking about, why waste your intelligence on just posting videos to your site when you could be giving us something enlightening to read?

ME; Thank you, random person/automated spam generating robot computer thingy! I am moved that you enjoy my writing… so moved, in fact, that I am choosing to overlook the fact that I have never posted one single video on this blog… because I am a computer moron. Okay, that might not be fair… hold on… you posted this comment on a post I did called; Donald Rump I can’t recall if that was one of my little fake video/flickering picture posts or not. I will give you the benefit of the doubt… because you are so nice.

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If I told you just one of these candies was a racist moron… would you still risk voting for it? (HINT- it’s the orange one)…

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And let’s not leave the kiddies out!!!

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After all, they might be the ones who have to grow up under a Trump dictatorship/dynasty…

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Uh… we should be able to make a few million dollars from this idea, right?

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We could all take out our aggression… and get really healthy at the same time. Come on, you know you want one.

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Name that piggy… another caption game… the final chapter…

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Well, it turns out that Mr. Trenton Babbage wasn’t satisfied with the three choices of psychedelic piggy I sent him for his mysterious upcoming blog post… and he wanted me to turn it into an animation where we get to fly up the pig’s snout.

You asked for it, you got it.

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Name that piggy… another caption game… part 3…

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I am going to try to include a link to the blog of the guy who requested these pig pictures… because you really need to see it to believe it… but I am a computer moron… so…

https://pmaoaudioblog.wordpress.com/

Can somebody click on that and let me know if it worked?

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Name that piggy… another caption game… part 2…

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Hey, when one of you asks me to use my mad Photoshop skills for something, I try to come through for you. I will put a link to the blog of the guy who asked for a psychedelic pig face… on the next post… because you really need to see his blog…

But all this reminds me… you should all bear in mind that if you email me a picture of your face, and tell me what you want me to do with it… turn you into a superhero or an alien or a mermaid or a barbarian or whatever… feel free to do so. I will revive my series called: ‘Making your dreams come true’… If you want to see what other people asked for, try searching ‘making your dream come true’ in the handy little search button thing.

Now come up with a caption!

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Name that piggy… another caption game… part 1…

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My friend has a blog. He said he needed a ‘psychedelic pig face’ for an upcoming post. I did a few versions for him. No sense not using them here, too.

And we might as well turn it into a caption contest.

 

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Seriously… nobody was impressed by my photo of a cactus that looks like a sex toy tree???

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Maybe I need to zoom in a little…

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What our house looks like now… and a very inappropriate cactus…

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Turns out one of our walls didn’t have any insulation inside it… and as long as we were going to repaint anyway…

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Uh… I had no idea that replacing a shower would be so… invasive… You can see the back of the shower in the other bathroom now. I didn’t know they were so close together. I pointed out that if we drilled a hole in each of them, we could talk to each other while showering. Nobody liked my idea.

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It is not good when you find big cracks under your outdated linoleum floors. Fortunately… (?)… we have a ‘floating slab’… (?)… which means it’s not as bad as it could be.

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That is our old shower… the one we are replacing.

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Still waiting for the cabinet guy to show us the samples… and speaking about living in my mother-in-law’s condo for a month… she has a neighbor who has a cactus… that looks like… uh… well…

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In the daytime, it looks like any self-respecting cactus… but when the sun is going down… it looks like a sex toy tree… sorry… but it does.

 

 

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