A sunset… and some balloons…

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There was a lovely sunset the other night, which I watched from my little guard house.

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These aren’t bad pictures, considering I took them with my cell phone, and couldn’t move more than a few feet from my post.

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The poor people once again tried to infiltrate the exclusive private community which I guard. We drove them off with fire arrows and Bald Eagles, which are trained to rip the balloons into shreds…

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Yay! I got one with a fire arrow!!! (Not really. No balloons were harmed in the making of this post. That is just the big gas flame heating the air to make the balloon rise).

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But I had you worried for a minute there, didn’t I?

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So, uh, these two are going to meet to discuss the future of the world… the final chapter…

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The sexual tension is so thick you could cut it with a thermonuclear first strike.

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The Waffle House shootings: everything that is wrong with America’s gun culture…

So, despite living in a Southern state, this guy, due to mental issues, was not supposed to have his guns anymore. They were taken away. But only because he showed up near the White House at some point, was acting crazy, and wouldn’t leave.

Then, his dad just gave him back his guns. Did anybody see that loophole coming?

It does feel like maybe if more crazy people with guns showed up near the White House that some kind of gun legislation might be passed… very quickly.

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So, uh, these two are going to meet to discuss the future of the world… part 6… (the morning after)…

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After the ‘historic talks’ go completely off the rails, I suppose that these two will spend the next few days doing what the common people in their respective countries will be doing… watching the skies for incoming missile strikes.

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So, uh, these two are going to meet to discuss the future of the world… part 4…

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Maybe while tRump is there, Li’l Kim can teach him to wave with the fingers spread slightly and the wrist bent just a little, so it looks, you know, less like a Nazi salute.

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Faulty white people perception… (or); Black coffees matter…

Now, don’t get mad until you read the whole thing! I am in no way trivializing the cause of ‘Black Lives Matter’! I am a huge supporter of that. I just couldn’t help noticing that there was a small segment of white America… no, not the racists… that seemed genuinely more shocked by the African American men being handcuffed and escorted out of a Starbucks than they are when the news shows police officers shooting unarmed African American men.

I have a theory about why this might be. It is because your average white American doesn’t have that many face-to-face dealing with the police, and when they do, it is usually a polite affair. Even when getting a traffic ticket, most white people don’t feel that they are in any danger. They might even feel safe enough to give the cop a little attitude. Either that, or they just accept the ticket with no complaint, knowing full well they did what the ticket accuse them of.

That is because your average cop approaches the average white citizen in a manner that is not at all the same as the way they approach African American males.

In fairness to white people, the idea of worrying that a nervous cop might shoot you during a routine interaction doesn’t occur to most white people because it isn’t in their experience. Most white people haven’t been frisked or held at gunpoint. On the other hand, most white people have been to Starbucks, probably many times.

I am not making excuses for white people. I am just making an observation.

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Wait… is that an actual sea monster… oh, never mind, it is just a whale penis…

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Researchers, after looking at hundreds of old images of ships being dragged to the bottom of the sea by giant, mythical beasts, have determined that the most likely explanation for the giant tentacles reported by seafaring men is, in fact, whale penises.

Yes, that is a real whale penis, and yes, it is bigger than you are probably thinking it is.

And no, I am not making any of this up.

Adds a new meaning to the phrase ‘release the Kraken!’… unless you have already been using the phrase in that manner, guys.

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So, uh, these two are going to meet to discuss the future of the world… part 3…

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It occurs to me that, despite the threat of things going wrong, and a resulting thermonuclear exchange, tRump might actually learn some things from a real dictator besides how to throw a huge military parade with lots of missiles on trucks… like how to salute without looking like you are searching a crowd for someone.

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A closer look… part 14…

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Is that a surrealist painting of a pear and some bacon slices??? No, in fact, it is just what happened when I put this photo…

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… a super close up macro photo I took of a glass table top in my backyard, through an artistic effect filter.

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You never know what you will get.

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You just know it will be awesome.

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It will be unique.

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It will be art.

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So, uh, these two are going to meet to discuss the future of the world… part 2…

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I mean, maybe they could start off talking about something simple… like hair care products, or how to throw a really good military parade with lots and lots of missiles.  Sort of work their way up to the more important stuff.

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