Category Archives: thinking about stuff

I am going to quit pretending I am ever going to be a famous writer, and start asking: “Do you want fries with that?”

Posted on November 3, 2015 by pouringmyartout

I am, I have to say, crushed… filled with self-doubt… and also with an anger that I don’t know whether to aim at myself or in a more outward direction. You know the post I did the other day, the one where … Continue reading →

Posted in Stories of my life, thinking about stuff | Tagged art, arts, blogging, children, children's book, current-events, fame, fiction, jobs, kids, money, pain, work, writing | 50 Comments

Some of my ideas are good… (or); Yes, I am smarter than little children…

Posted on November 2, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Back when Mollie was still in elementary school, I used to show up early to pick her up because traffic was so bad. This meant that I spent fifteen or twenty minutes just hanging around and waiting. I did not … Continue reading →

Posted in Stories of my life, thinking about stuff | Tagged advice, games, humor, kids, smart, smarter, tag | 8 Comments

Are either or both of these characters lesbians, and if so, how will that destroy the sanctity of mariage, undermine our society, and make god so angry that he causes global warming to destroy the world… and please answer in the form of an essay…

Posted on November 1, 2015 by pouringmyartout

***WARNING*** This is a test, and the answer you give might very well permanently alter the way I think of you. ***NO CHEATING*** I will give the correct answers… the only correct answers… at the bottom of the page after … Continue reading →

Posted in Dick Cheney, thinking about stuff | Tagged advice, current-events, dick cheney, equal rights, equality, fairness, gay, humor, lesbian, philosophy, politics, religion, social-media | 13 Comments

British tabloids are mean!!!

Posted on October 31, 2015 by pouringmyartout

They are even worse than the American ones! Nobody would believe this tripe, would they? That’s not even good Photoshop work… heck, I could do better than that. Okay, well, that one might be true…

Posted in funny famous people pictures, My art, thinking about stuff | Tagged art, celebrities, current-events, eric idle, humor, john cleese, monty python, news, photoshop art, social-media | 2 Comments

How the god of the old testament reminds me of an irresponsible gun owner, and why that made it impossible for me to take religion seriously… seriously…

Posted on October 30, 2015 by pouringmyartout

You know how, every once in a while, and way more often than you think it could or should happen, some idiot leaves a gun lying around, and then some kid ends up shooting either another kid or themselves? The … Continue reading →

Posted in thinking about stuff | Tagged adam and eve, advice, current-events, god, guns, humor, morality, philosophy, religion, social-media | 14 Comments

Please… just put me in charge of this crazy planet… for a year or two…

Posted on October 29, 2015 by pouringmyartout

I started a Facebook campaign recently, running for the position of Supreme Leader of all the Universes. And I won. There has been some suggestion that my victory was due mostly to low voter turnout. But if you do not … Continue reading →

Posted in thinking about stuff | Tagged advice, current-events, humor, king of the world, philosophy, politics, power, social-media | 28 Comments

Mind over matter, will make the Blatter splatter… (or);Eric Idle actually tweeted me, and asked if I could make a Photoshop picture of Sepp Blatter in a prison uniform… and then the crack squirrels took over…

Posted on October 13, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Let me try explaining that to you in a way that will make sense… Eric Idle, of Monty Python’s Flying Circus fame… follows me on Twitter… it is a long story, and I have done posts explaining how that came … Continue reading →

Posted in funny famous people pictures, My art, thinking about stuff | Tagged art, celebrities, current-events, eric idle, humor, Photoshop, photoshop art, prison, sepp blatter, social-media | 17 Comments

And here I was thinking that I didn’t have any fashion sense…

Posted on October 3, 2015 by pouringmyartout

First, I would like thank my younger daughter, Mollie, who doesn’t think it is at all weird that her dad asked her to stand perfectly still in the back yard for five minutes while he changed into a bunch of … Continue reading →

Posted in Pictures of me, thinking about stuff | Tagged advice, art, current-events, fashion, grateful dead, humor, music, style, tie dye | 14 Comments

Breaking evil… part 6… (or); Seriously, I would become evil just for the hats…

Posted on October 2, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Posted in cartoons, thinking about stuff | Tagged advice, art, cartoons, evil, fashion, humor, Photoshop, photoshop art, style | 2 Comments

Breaking evil… part 5… (or); A good reason for not turning to the dark side…

Posted on October 2, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Yes, being evil can be lots of fun and it certainly comes with some perks. You get to wear awesome hats and crazy outfits with big collars and huge shoulder extensions. On the other hand, you might end up with Gilbert … Continue reading →