Monthly Archives: January 2017

So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 7…

Fake your own death. I am sure this will be fairly complicated. I just come up with these brilliant ideas… I don’t pretend to be able to provide all the details. I can’t do everything. And we can’t all move … Continue reading

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 6…

If you are not white and male, I strongly suggest you get some white makeup and a fake mustache. I know, I feel bad about this too, but, in case you haven’t noticed, the guy is a racist and a … Continue reading

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 5…

Okay, I may not have thought this one through. I was going to suggest that you bio-engineer a virus that will kick off a zombie apocalypse, on the theory that the survivors would end up living in a Trump-free world. … Continue reading

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 4…

Find a famous person to hang around with… preferably a British one… especially a funny British one. (Like, for example, Eric Idle of Monty Python fame)… I think you are a lot less likely to be hassled by… whatever Trump … Continue reading

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 3…

Find some friends, snuggle up together, and sleep for four years. I am still banking on the fact that America couldn’t possibly be stupid enough to elect Trump twice… on the other hand, I didn’t think they would be stupid … Continue reading

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 2…

Move to the Arctic… wait… what am I saying? They are going to remove all restrictions and oversight on everything that causes climate change… the Arctic will no longer exist… maybe move to the top of a very tall mountain… … Continue reading

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 1…

Hide under your bed for four years. What? Oh, well, of course I sleep in a bed like that. I am a Scottish Lord, remember.

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So, have you figured out that you elected a giant asshole yet?

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Remember when this guy used to say stupid stuff, and we were all sure they would cost him the election?

Now, he says stupid stuff, and he is only days away from being the most powerful man in the most powerful country on the planet, at a time when the climate is going crazy, Russia and China are acting up, … Continue reading

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A bunch of artsy photographs of San Francisco… because I’m artsy… and I was in San Francisco… the final chapter… in fact, these are the last pictures of our Christmas trip to the Bay Area… except for a couple of really nice sunset photos that I am saving to do weird stuff with…

Oh man… I love that fat ceramic samurai cat… he was like five feet tall… I want that in my living room!  

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