Monthly Archives: September 2014

Oh where, oh where have my editors gone… (or): Can a brother get an editor up in this beeyotch?

Posted on September 17, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Well, Christmas is drawing near, and you all know what that means, right? Yup, my older daughter, Jessica, always sets aside time to get one of my books ready to send to the printers. And her boyfriend does the same … Continue reading →

Posted in stuff about blogging, thinking about stuff | Tagged art, current-events, getting published, help, humor, I need an editor, sci-fi, science fiction, social-media, writing | 10 Comments

Okay, look, there is no way around this, I am just going to have to do a bunch of short posts today, because first, I had those technical issues, and then I got sick, which I still am, in case you were wondering, and there is so much going on right now and I would love to tell you all about it in the title of this post to see if I could actually break the record for ‘the longest title of a WordPress blog post’, but it will be easier if I just break it down into a few short posts… and they will be short… I promise…

Posted on September 17, 2014 by pouringmyartout

See… nice and short… just like I promised…

Posted in stuff about blogging | Tagged blogging, blogs, current-events, humor, social-media, stuff going on, wordpress, writing | 22 Comments

Face it, ladies, you just aren’t as good at being sick as we men are…

Posted on September 16, 2014 by pouringmyartout

I’m sick. I have a low fever… and some other symptoms… so of course my life has to come to a screeching halt while I pathetically whine for the people around me to not only nurse me back to health but to … Continue reading →

Posted in thinking about stuff | Tagged cold, current-events, fever, humor, man cold, men, men and women, sick, social-media | 20 Comments

Well, I don’t usually give advice to terrorist extremists… but here’s an idea…

Posted on September 16, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Why don’t we try something new… you know… just for a change… and not blow people up… or shoot them… or behead them. As I understand it, your goal is to get people to follow your religion. I am not … Continue reading →

Posted in thinking about stuff | Tagged cookies, current-events, extremists, humor, joke, Photoshop, politics, social-media, terrorists | 28 Comments

Well, I don’t usually give advice to crack dealers… but here’s an idea…

Posted on September 15, 2014 by pouringmyartout

When you go to the park to sell your crack… you know… like you do… try following these simple steps. 1. Dress like a clown. 2. Get some helium balloons. 3. Tie the little bags of crack to the strings … Continue reading →

Posted in thinking about stuff | Tagged advice, art, balloons, clowns, crack, crack dealers, crack squirrels, current-events, humor, ideas, social-media | 20 Comments

Okay… that might be enough me… even for me…

Posted on September 14, 2014 by pouringmyartout

I mean… you know… for now…

Posted in My art, Pictures of me | Tagged art, current-events, humor, photography, Photoshop, self absorbed, shameless, social-media | 59 Comments

Because… still not enough me…

Posted on September 14, 2014 by pouringmyartout

But we are getting warmer…

Posted in My art, Pictures of me | Tagged all about me, art, current-events, humor, photography, Photoshop, social-media | 24 Comments

Because… still me!!!

Posted on September 14, 2014 by pouringmyartout

And you know I never get tired of that…

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Because… ME!!!

Posted on September 14, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Posted in My art, Pictures of me | Tagged art, big boobs, current-events, free porn, humor, me, photography, Photoshop, self absorbed, shameless, social-media | 48 Comments

Oh yeah, I carved that…

Posted on September 13, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Big Johnny… that’s Willie’s dad for those of you not following along… put this picture of the tiki I carved for him up on Facebook. I must admit, I like the hat.