Monthly Archives: April 2013

I quit!!!

You people don’t deserve to have me as supreme leader of all the universes. I hear the murmurings of discontent, the rumors of my head being too large, the accusations of abuses of power. Okay, maybe the rule about not … Continue reading

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Your supreme leader speaks!

Now that I am running things, I have just a few more rules to lay down. Do not feel like I am picking on you humans and your lovely little planet. These rules apply on every planet in every universe … Continue reading

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Now that I am running this crazy universe…

I have just a few more quick rule changes to go over. 1. Stop naming your children goofy names just to show how clever you are. (I am looking at you, Hollywood,  but I mean this for everybody… especially Frank … Continue reading

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Now this is how you run a universe…

I started a Facebook campaign recently, running for the position of Supreme Leader of all the Universes. And I won. There has been some suggestion that my victory was due mostly to low voter turnout. But if you do not … Continue reading

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Shades… the final chapter… of babies and barbarians…

This is the end of my silly pictures of my sunglasses in weird places. I am going to finish up with a gratuitous picture of my friend Willie… Because you knew he would look good in my shades. You know … Continue reading

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The book…

Jessica fixed the minor printing issues that appeared when the printers put it together. So go ahead and order it now… what are you waiting for?

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Shades… Part 7…

Why should humans …(and Dick Cheney)… and cartoon characters be the only ones to get to try on my cool shades? Animals often spend all day in the bright sun. And maybe they all harbor a desire to look just a … Continue reading

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Shades… Part 6…

*Warning* This post contains images of gods and goddesses wearing cool sunglasses. If you are religious and easily offended, please avert your eyes, or maybe pray for a sense of humor… Let me start off by saying that I am … Continue reading

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Shades… Part 5…

We have determined that a cool pair of sunglasses… my cool pair of sunglasses specifically, can make almost anybody look cool. And they can make a cool person look even cooler. But can they really make a person who isn’t cool at … Continue reading

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Shades… Part 4…

I wasn’t going to do any more cartoon characters wearing my cool sunglasses… but that was before I got a special request. It turns out that my new friend Mancakes…  at http://mancakestheblog.wordpress.com/ has a kid in the second grade who … Continue reading

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