I have just a few more quick rule changes to go over.
1. Stop naming your children goofy names just to show how clever you are. (I am looking at you, Hollywood, but I mean this for everybody… especially Frank Zappa)
2. Would it kill you to signal before you turn?
3. And if you are one of those people who wait till the last second and then merge your car into the line of cars already waiting to do something, just so you can be a few cars ahead, like the rest of us don’t even exist, I am going to take your car away and give you a tricycle.