Now that I am running this crazy universe…

I have just a few more quick rule changes to go over.

1. Stop naming your children goofy names just to show how clever you are. (I am looking at you, Hollywood,  but I mean this for everybody… especially Frank Zappa)

2. Would it kill you to signal before you turn?

3. And if you are one of those people who wait till the last second and then merge your car into the line of cars already waiting to do something, just so you can be a few cars ahead, like the rest of us don’t even exist, I am going to take your car away and give you a tricycle.

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33 Responses to Now that I am running this crazy universe…

  1. benzeknees says:

    These are dictates as our Supreme Ruler, right?

  2. How about tailgating and road rage??

  3. Anonymous says:

    The name thing was over for me a long time ago, but I wasn’t really fed up until I saw an NFL player named Anferney — seriously, I don’t know anyone who isn’t tired of all this name bullshit!

  4. I’m going to merge with a line of cars without signaling on our way to the hospital to deliver little Shangri-La Psychiatrist Hotspur.

  5. hiddinsight says:

    I’m so glad there are no rules in here about flipping the bird.

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  7. lyndzeerae27 says:

    OKay okay I will let you keep your title for now…Just because I really enjoy your antics!

  8. Trent Lewin says:

    You should also prohibit people from doing all three of those things at the same time, as that’s truly truly irritating.

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