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In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight…

Which isn’t really surprising when you consider the fact that male lions sleep like 23 hours a freekin’ day…

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I just thought of a game… or maybe it’s a test… or a riddle… or maybe a puzzle… but try to figure out what this says…

oHooowo oaoroeo oyooouo otooodoaoy0? oIo oaomo ofoionoeo. oTohoioso oioso ohoaorodoeoro otohoaono oIo otohooouogohoto oioto owooouolodo oboeo… 0y000u0 0s0h0o0u0l0d0 0t0r0y0 0i0t0.

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I don’t know why I am in a poem-writing mood all of a sudden, but I am… so here is another one… that doesn’t have a name just yet…

Earth and sky have traded places Woven magic that time unlaces Footprints that the tide erases The darkness that the light displaces As nature puts us through our paces We each must argue our own cases Destitute of all good … Continue reading

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The English language is evolving… and not in a good way…

So as soon as you, my loyal minions, and I take over this planet… by the clever and diabolical use of this seemingly harmless humor blog… here are some words that I plan to bring back into common usage. Perfectly … Continue reading

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Another poem… called; She is the sea…

There she stands, a lovely lass Her countenance as smooth as glass But the stillness is deceiving Deep currents can change calm to heaving And anger can replace her glee She is the sea, she is the sea… Her past … Continue reading

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You know how sometimes you want to type something sarcastic…

But there isn’t a special ‘sarcastic font’ to let the person you are typing at know that you are being sarcastic… and then you overdo the sarcastic tone and just come across like a jerk? And do you remember when … Continue reading

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Free speech or poking the monkey…

Look, I am as outraged as anyone about the attacks on the offices of the French satirical newspaper Charlie Hebdo. I think it is insane that anyone can warp the words of a religion to justify killing other human beings, … Continue reading

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Balderdash… the final chapter…

Here they are, the definitions of the words I made up for the end of our little game: 1. Blahggers… Bloggers who do lots of boring posts. You know, they sort of go ‘blah blah blah’. 2. Blawggers… Bloggers who are … Continue reading

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Balderdash… part 6…

Well, I hope you all had fun with our little game. Just to finish things off, here is the definition of the word from the last post. The word was: ‘Fretzer’… According to the American Dictionary of Slang, published in … Continue reading

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Balderdash… part 5…

Someone came very close to actually guessing the definition of the word in our last post… the word being: ‘taplash’. As I promised, it wasn’t a made up word like I did in the first couple of posts… you know… … Continue reading

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