Tag Archives: Tweets

Twit Wit… part 23…

Posted on February 12, 2014 by pouringmyartout

*Every time somebody follows me on Twitter, an angel laughs so hard that angel dust shoots out her nose… *No… I don’t think I’m better than you… I mean, other people might think that… but that isn’t my fault. *Stay … Continue reading →

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Twit Wit… Part 22…

Posted on January 20, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Yeah… still posting all my best tweets… because I know a lot of you don’t do Twitter, and I would hate for you to miss how freakin’ clever I am… ——————————————– *Men! It is not about a woman’s posterior, it … Continue reading →

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I am now stalking boy bands on Twitter…

Posted on January 10, 2014 by pouringmyartout

(or): Really, One Direction? What the hell have I done with my life??? Okay, it isn’t as creepy as it sounds… not really… Most of you know how this whole thing started. I began tweeting for one reason only. Because my … Continue reading →

Posted in Stories of my life, Twitter tweets | Tagged boy bands, dana carvey, facebook, good dad, help me, humor, one direction, social-media, Tweets, Twitter, writing | 69 Comments

Adding to my collection of famous people who Tweeted me back…

Posted on December 9, 2013 by pouringmyartout

I got a ‘Hi’ from Megan Amram. She writes for a little TV show called Parks and Recreation. Maybe you heard of it. My older daughter introduced me to her Twitter feed, and she does some funny Tweets. Oh, and … Continue reading →

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Twit Wit… Part 21…

Posted on December 4, 2013 by pouringmyartout

Here are some more pearls of wisdom that I have Tweeted… or as some of you like to think of them: crack squirrel droppings… —————————— *Talking is not the same as saying something… just so we are clear on that. … Continue reading →

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Twit Wit… Part 20…

Posted on November 14, 2013 by pouringmyartout

More of my tweets… tweets so sweet, it will rot your mind… oh, yeah! ——————————————— *I am not a ‘glass is half empty’ kind of guy… I am a ‘why the hell is this glass so small?’ kind of guy… … Continue reading →

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Twit Wit.. Part 19…

Posted on October 29, 2013 by pouringmyartout

Yup… I am still going through all my old tweets on Twitter and posting them here. I am even thinking of publishing a book full of these. I mean this is just the stuff that leaks out of my crack-squirrel infested … Continue reading →

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Twit Wit…Part 17…

Posted on October 14, 2013 by pouringmyartout

***(Contains adult content)***(really immature adult content)*** ——————————————– *You know those people who insist they haven’t evolved from apes? Some of them are right. They haven’t evolved at all… *Always make sure to cover your own ass… and by that I … Continue reading →

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One other thing…

Posted on October 12, 2013 by pouringmyartout

… about that Twitter interview. Some of you may not have been able to find it. It turns out that there is an @Artist_Chat, but it is also #ArtistChat and they forgot to tell me to Tweet the hash tag … Continue reading →