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All the cool tikis were there… (or): My daughter really knows how to throw a party… part 2…

I love that my older daughter threw a party that was tropical-themed… because it let me get all my tikis out… Yes, there is… uh… okay, I don’t have a name for that one… but I love it. That is … Continue reading

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Yes, I really do carve tikis… why would I make something like that up?

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The ancient Elvis tiki god has spoken… Trump is a moron!

What, you didn’t know that I carve tikis?

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Why yes, that is a little pillow with my head on it… oh, yeah! (Or): What I got for Christmas!!!

My older daughter, Jessica, made it for me. It took a long time. Also, because she had to use some computer magic to order the thread to do the hand-stitching, she now knows, scientifically, exactly how grey my hair is… … Continue reading

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Some silly homemade Christmas ornaments and a Santa tiki… yeah, I said a Santa tiki… and yes, this is another recycled post…

What, you don’t have a hand-carved Santa tiki??? Yeah, I have a Santa tiki… well, my wife does, because I gave it to her for Christmas last year… no… that isn’t the only thing I gave her. And I did … Continue reading

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Mad dogs and Englishmen… I know, I already used that in a title… but it still works…

These are supposed to be the last photos of our time with the English relatives… I don’t know how that dog got in here… There they are, cousin Lynne, her boyfriend, Malcolm… and most of cousin Dot. They came over … Continue reading

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The 4th… and cute kids… and a cute dog… and a cute me…

Happy birthday, America, from me and my dog, Shiloh… you don’t look a day over 175… and I hope you saved the gift receipt for Donald Trump… so you can return him… I got all my tikis out and decorated … Continue reading

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A fire-eating tiki monster, and a daughter who can cook… mmm… Father’s Day…

Oh yeah, look what I got for Father’s Day! Also, Mollie, our younger daughter made me a waffle iron-inspired meal… toasted cheese sandwiches on sourdough bread… cooked on the waffle iron… which was preceded by tater tot potato waffles with … Continue reading

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The me tiki… part 8… (or): chasing crack…

So… you know that tiki I am carving that looks just like me? Well, as I was rounding down the corner of my face, I found this crack that didn’t seem to be too bad… until I started chasing it… … Continue reading

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The me tiki… part 7…

Oh heck yeah… the tiki is really starting to look like me… I used a black marker to color in the shades, and a thin Sharpie marker to make the mustache, goatee and eyebrows look more real. Don’t get me … Continue reading

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