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Love yourself… I mean, maybe not as much as I do… but still…

Oh man… I kill me…

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How the god of the old testament reminds me of an irresponsible gun owner, and why that made it impossible for me to take religion seriously… seriously…

You know how, every once in a while, and way more often than you think it could or should happen, some idiot leaves a gun lying around, and then some kid ends up shooting either another kid or themselves? The … Continue reading

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Please… just put me in charge of this crazy planet… for a year or two…

I started a Facebook campaign recently, running for the position of Supreme Leader of all the Universes. And I won. There has been some suggestion that my victory was due mostly to low voter turnout. But if you do not … Continue reading

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You know you want one… part 5…

Now how is that for a ringing endorsement?

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I wasn’t going to talk about guns… until I heard the ‘Executive Director’ of ‘Gun Owners Of America’ say this…

This morning, on the news, a Mr. Pratt, the executive director of a group called ‘The Gun Owners of America’ was shown a chart detailing the surprisingly small number of gun deaths per million people in a recent year in a … Continue reading

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Breaking evil… part 2… (or); I want to be evil, but just so I can wear the cool outfits…

Also, I would look awesome if I was blue…

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Breaking evil… part 1… (or);I know I joke about taking over the world, but do you ever wonder what it would be like to be evil… just for a day or two?

I am not an evil person. I have a conscience. But I do sometimes wonder what it would be like to not have one. I mean, you could do whatever you wanted to and never feel bad about it. That … Continue reading

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Why you should follow this blog… part 1…

Because this is not a pyramid scheme… or trickle-down economics… it is a team effort. Okay, I do have plans to use this humor blog to conquer the entire universe, but trust me, you will be so much better off … Continue reading

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We should round up all the people who want to pass anti-gun legislation… and shoot them…

No… not really… I haven’t suddenly decided to run for office as the head of the NRA… this is just another of my silly examples of why we really need a sarcasm font…

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The first rule of religious club is; we don’t talk about religious club… (or); seriously, why haven’t you all gotten together and put me in charge of this crazy planet yet?

I did it. I solved another of the world’s major problems. You’re welcome. Religion causes way too many problems. I have been talking it over… with the crack squirrels that live inside my head… and I have a simple solution. … Continue reading

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