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Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… step 3…

Invariably, if you decide to become a really horrible person, people will catch on. And then, someone might just ask you about some of the horrible things that you did. Do not try lying, not yet. You are still an … Continue reading

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Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… step 2…

Congratulations! You did it! You became a world-class douche-nozzle, a life-sized human phlegm statue, a vile, despicable, low-life piece of swamp vermin! Good job! Now we can get into the actual lesson plan for how to get away with all … Continue reading

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Getting away with being a really horrible person: A how-to guide… step 1…

Step one is actually the hardest part. In order to get away with being a really horrible person, first, you have to become a really horrible person… unless you already are a really horrible person, and then, well, you came … Continue reading

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And this guy…

This might have been the fastest art I ever saw made that was still pretty dang awesome… did that sentence make any sense, grammatically or otherwise? What I mean is that the paintings were beautiful and eye-catching… But he was … Continue reading

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Have I mentioned that I freekin’ love my Photoshop?

Because I do… I really do…

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Wait… are those devil horns???

Or is he just pretending to be a cat?

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Some pictures…

Here are some pictures my daughter, Mollie, took of her boyfriend and I. I think, if you scroll down really fast, it will look like a video… maybe… Also, if this pisses off some racists… then… bonus score!!!

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If you need to feel better about yourself, type the words: ‘crazy people shopping at Walmart’ into the Google search bar…

No… I’m not doing it for you and posting the pictures… I did it once, long ago, looking for a funny picture for a post… and I am never making that mistake again.

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Flickers… part 9… (Or): I love my country, but I am a citizen of the world…

… and the universe…

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Trump has sprayed Luminol on the American mindscape… and what it reveals ain’t pretty…

He has flipped over the slimy rock of the American psyche, and shown us what lives in the constant darkness and muck down below… he has turned on the lights in a cockroach-infested kitchen… and this time, the roaches aren’t … Continue reading

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