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Have you ever thought about what it would have been like if Jesus had been a republican?

Posted on December 31, 2014 by pouringmyartout

In the first place, you can forget all about that feeding the poor and healing the sick crap! We all know that republican Jesus would have been against any kind of health care that people couldn’t pay for themselves. And … Continue reading →

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Hey ISIS…

Posted on December 20, 2014 by pouringmyartout

You have been experiencing an insurrection lasting more than four hours. You should immediately call your doctor to avoid permanent injury.

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Ho ho ho…

Posted on December 19, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Okay… that was a cheap shot… and I feel horrible about it… and also incredibly ready to unwrap some gifts…

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Life… and death… imitating art…

Posted on December 19, 2014 by pouringmyartout

I think we should send a news crew to North Korea to interview Kim Jong Un and ask him why he was so upset about us doing a comedy movie in which he is assassinated during an interview… and while they … Continue reading →

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Well, I feel simply awful about this post… but it does sort of illustrate how my weird, crack squirrel infested mind works…

Posted on December 12, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Like all my weird ideas, this started off harmlessly enough. My friend over at:  http://notapunkrocker.wordpress.com/  did a cute little post about some cute little penguin stickers that she had stuck on the back of some of her Christmas letters to … Continue reading →

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Weird things I do to entertain myself… because I’m weird… part 2…

Posted on October 14, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Why yes, I do indeed drive around with an ostrich puppet in my car… When I’m stuck in bad traffic or at a stop light, I use it to amuse people in the cars around me… especially little kids… Sometimes … Continue reading →

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Well, I don’t usually give advice to terrorist extremists… but here’s an idea…

Posted on September 16, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Why don’t we try something new… you know… just for a change… and not blow people up… or shoot them… or behead them. As I understand it, your goal is to get people to follow your religion. I am not … Continue reading →

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Soylent Green is people…

Posted on August 24, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Soylent Black is baby panda… just thought you should know… oh, and mild cheddar cheese… that is just surfboard wax. And don’t even ask what Soylent Brown is…

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Oh, come on…

Posted on August 14, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Pull my finger…

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I was doing laundry…

Posted on June 15, 2014 by pouringmyartout

And I accidentally called the ‘colors’ ‘colored’ and the ‘darks’ ‘blacks’… but I still managed to get the ‘whites’ right… am I a racist?

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