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You are the sun… (Or): What goes on in my head when I am alone in a car on a long drive: The crack squirrel chronicles… the final chapter…

The sun tints the sky, setting fire to the heavens. It careens with wild, child-like abandon through a drop of dew on the tip of a rose petal and shoots off in new directions and colors. The sun is all … Continue reading →

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We get it, it isn’t the 1950’s anymore… (Or): What goes on in my head when I am alone in a car on a long drive: The crack squirrel chronicles… part 9…

On the other hand, it isn’t the 1850’s either… when, the odds are, your own relatives were being treated like crap when they showed up in America… so stop whining.

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Hold on, I am making a cup of tea… (Or): What goes on in my head when I am alone in a car on a long drive: The crack squirrel chronicles… part 8…

Also, be careful if you ever need to search the web for images of ‘tea bags’… just sayin’…

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Thank you, child-molesting priests, gay-hating ministers, greedy televangelists, and Trump-supporting fundamentalists … (Or): What goes on in my head when I am alone in a car on a long drive: The crack squirrel chronicles… part 7…

Thank you! Thank you for reminding me that being good and decent and moral has nothing to do with religion. Now, if we can just keep religion from having anything to do with politics…

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We get it, you are not of this world, but could you drive like you are? … (Or): What goes on in my head when I am alone in a car on a long drive: The crack squirrel chronicles… part 6…

Dear guy in the car ahead of me with the… window decal, I know, you have a special relationship with your lord and savior, and you are letting him steer your life… but I don’t think he is actually steering … Continue reading →

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A rap remix of ‘Baby Got Back’… (Or): What goes on in my head when I am alone in a car on a long drive: The crack squirrel chronicles… part 5…

I hate truck nuts and I can not lie Those danglin’ balls, they just ain’t fly When a Chevy goes by with a pair hangin’ there I say “stick it up your own tail pipe” Yeah, just get lost, that’s … Continue reading →

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That’s what locker room talk sound like? No wonder I never go into those places… (Or): What goes on in my head when I am alone in a car on a long drive: The crack squirrel chronicles… part 4…

Whatever kind of room you find yourself in, guys, if another guy comes up to you and starts talking like that, tell him to shut up… or words to that effect. In fact, if you want to punch him in … Continue reading →

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Naked babies… and no, this isn’t a political post, I swore I was laying off those for a while… (Or): What goes on in my head when I am alone in a car on a long drive: The crack squirrel chronicles… part 3…

Okay, I know, I said I wasn’t doing politics here until after the election, but I was stuck in a car, by myself, driving through through the darkness and heading past L A and beyond, and the thing is… (we … Continue reading →

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Orangielocks And The Forebears… (Or): What goes on in my head when I am alone in a car on a long drive: The crack squirrel chronicles… part 2…

Once upon a time there was a strange orange man with strange orange hair who was very concerned about other people and where their ancestors came from. He did not like people who had forebears who did not look and … Continue reading →

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What goes on in my head when I am alone in a car on a long drive: The crack squirrel chronicles… part 1…

This morning, at 4:00, I left San Diego. Later, I watched the sun come up from the top of the range of mountains North of LA. Right now, I am at my mom’s house in the Bay Area… and we … Continue reading →

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