Dear guy in the car ahead of me with the…
I know, you have a special relationship with your lord and savior, and you are letting him steer your life… but I don’t think he is actually steering your car. I mean, it’s five in the morning, the sun isn’t up yet, and here we are, on the Los Angeles freeway system, traffic already getting very heavy, and… oh… you are texting too? Let me guess… you are texting your friend Jesus. I hope it is a prayer… or a last will and testament… because, whichever of you is driving is doing a really bad job, and you will probably be meeting face to face before too much longer.
Say hi for me, but please, don’t take me with you.