Dear guy in the car ahead of me with the…
window decal,
I know, you have a special relationship with your lord and savior, and you are letting him steer your life… but I don’t think he is actually steering your car. I mean, it’s five in the morning, the sun isn’t up yet, and here we are, on the Los Angeles freeway system, traffic already getting very heavy, and… oh… you are texting too? Let me guess… you are texting your friend Jesus. I hope it is a prayer… or a last will and testament… because, whichever of you is driving is doing a really bad job, and you will probably be meeting face to face before too much longer.
Say hi for me, but please, don’t take me with you.
It’s an interesting life. People need to do all sorts when bored. Including finding a dramatic exit.
You might as well go out with flair, I suppose.
In true Tucsonan fashion: “I know, right?”
or is that Tusconian?
It’s Tucsonan. Ha ha, calling us Tucsonian makes us verrry verrry angrrry… (channeling Marvin the Martian here)
well now I have to disintegrate you… to keep you from revenge
But I have the only Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator!
Well I have the Imodium BM-#2 anti-explosive diarrhea inner space modulator
*snort* *rofl* *flying away in my LOLwing*
Damn the bridges, lookout, i’m playing through grandma!
hA……
she pays the toll?
Pass……
Magickal fears…
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Storytelling, hidden adventure,
dumpster ring, thrown in with a dead souls treasures..
no methanks needed..
hA……..
I remember that guy
Yeah an?
I have no idea
Now we’re in trouble!
we already were
i believe you’re always in more trouble than, i…
me too
People like that need to have their genes looked at.
frisk those genes… and those jeans!