We get it, you are not of this world, but could you drive like you are? … (Or): What goes on in my head when I am alone in a car on a long drive: The crack squirrel chronicles… part 6…

Dear guy in the car ahead of me with the…

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window decal,

I know, you have a special relationship with your lord and savior, and you are letting him steer your life… but I don’t think he is actually steering your car. I mean, it’s five in the morning, the sun isn’t up yet, and here we are, on the Los Angeles freeway system, traffic already getting very heavy, and… oh… you are texting too? Let me guess… you are texting your friend Jesus. I hope it is a prayer… or a last will and testament… because, whichever of you is driving is doing a really bad job, and you will probably be meeting face to face before too much longer.

Say hi for me, but please, don’t take me with you.

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22 Responses to We get it, you are not of this world, but could you drive like you are? … (Or): What goes on in my head when I am alone in a car on a long drive: The crack squirrel chronicles… part 6…

  1. It’s an interesting life. People need to do all sorts when bored. Including finding a dramatic exit.

  2. Rohvannyn says:

    In true Tucsonan fashion: “I know, right?”

  3. chris jensen says:

    Damn the bridges, lookout, i’m playing through grandma!

    hA……

  4. Al says:

    People like that need to have their genes looked at.

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