A rap remix of ‘Baby Got Back’… (Or): What goes on in my head when I am alone in a car on a long drive: The crack squirrel chronicles… part 5…

I hate truck nuts and I can not lie

Those danglin’ balls, they just ain’t fly

When a Chevy goes by with a pair hangin’ there

I say “stick it up your own tail pipe”

Yeah, just get lost, that’s enough

In short, you can go get stuffed

You think those balls can make you cool

But you ended up lookin’ like a goddam fool

You got them hangin’ from your own rear

That might make you sexy to some poor steer

When you were young did you have bicycles

Decorated with small plastic testicles?

Maybe you could hang a pair from your own derriere

By tying them to your belt…

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Anyway, that’s about as far as I got with that, in my crack squirrel-filled head… in my car… on that long drive…

 

 

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18 Responses to A rap remix of ‘Baby Got Back’… (Or): What goes on in my head when I am alone in a car on a long drive: The crack squirrel chronicles… part 5…

  1. Al says:

    That’s what happens when you get one of those testy calls.

  2. So you should properly record that and send the demo to a record company and they’d release it and you’d shoot straight to the top of the charts and you’d go on tour and you’d write cool new songs and play those at your concerts but there’d be that big chunk of die hard fans that would always want you to play truck nuts all the time and you’d be like that was in the past I’ve got some really good new stuff and they’d boo and be stupid and really get on your nerves and spread crap about you in the press and you’d wonder whether it was really all worth it and would end up regretting recording that demo and sending it to the record company GOOD GOD ARTHUR DON’T DO IT!!!!!!!

  3. chris jensen says:

    i now believe that crack squirrel,

    is eating your brain!

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