Tag Archives: food

We had a plum pudding… and it isn’t even Christmas yet!

Oh, yeah! Plum pudding! And yes, it is supposed to be on fire. Plum pudding is a traditional English Christmas treat… My family has them every Christmas, and my wife is now the official plum pudding,,, which has no plums … Continue reading

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The party… part 2… (Or): He is officially old now, even though he is still younger than me…

Yup, Big Johnny turned 50. There he is with his lovely wife, Eva. If you don’t know them, or at least know about them, don’t panic. I will get to all that soon enough… just not today… when my hangover … Continue reading

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Hold on, I am making a cup of tea… (Or): What goes on in my head when I am alone in a car on a long drive: The crack squirrel chronicles… part 8…

Also, be careful if you ever need to search the web for images of ‘tea bags’… just sayin’…

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Okay… sorry… one more… but, as someone pointed out, I can’t do this and not highlight Curly if Shemp gets his own shempoo bottle…

Funny and creepy… oh yeah…

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Yeah, I made that… (Or): Teach your kids to cook before they move out…

Celery, carrots, bok choy, green red and yellow peppers… but the real secret is that for the meat, I used a rack of leftover barbecue ribs, cutting it off the bone and slicing it up. But that isn’t the main … Continue reading

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Vegetables again???

Every day I order the steak… But all I ever  get is fruits and vegetables… I am going to complain to the management… Or maybe I will just eat some bugs… Whatever, man…

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Warning! This post contains food porn… No, you don’t get to watch me fondling a friendly fondue… it’s an expression… I didn’t make it up… it means pictures of food so good that… stop judging me and read the dang post!!!

Look at me, all clean and shiny… My older daughter, Jessica, and her fiance, Jason… whom I am visiting in Arizona, you might recall… took me to a fun place to eat last night… It is called ‘Posh’… I know, … Continue reading

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The English patience… ha… see what I did there?

There I am, still teaching my English relatives, cousin Dot on the left, cousins Lynne beside her, and Lynne’s boyfriend, Malcolm, about Mexican culture, food, and most importantly, tequila, in Old Town, San Diego… Oh yeah… big margaritas and big … Continue reading

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I’ve been thinking a lot about world hunger lately…

But I haven’t figured out how to mail food to people starving in other countries without it going bad… or being stolen by warlords or corrupt politicians…

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The wife and kid were out of town last night… I was a bad boy…

Seriously… nobody should eat a whole box of macaroni and cheese by themselves…

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