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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 8…

Posted on January 7, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Disguise yourself as a Trump supporter. I know, this is… unpalatable… but you don’t actually have to shoot anyone or anything, or yell racial or sexual slurs, or punch your wife or grab a stranger’s vagina. You just have to … Continue reading →

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 7…

Posted on January 7, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Fake your own death. I am sure this will be fairly complicated. I just come up with these brilliant ideas… I don’t pretend to be able to provide all the details. I can’t do everything. And we can’t all move … Continue reading →

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 6…

Posted on January 7, 2017 by pouringmyartout

If you are not white and male, I strongly suggest you get some white makeup and a fake mustache. I know, I feel bad about this too, but, in case you haven’t noticed, the guy is a racist and a … Continue reading →

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 4…

Posted on January 6, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Find a famous person to hang around with… preferably a British one… especially a funny British one. (Like, for example, Eric Idle of Monty Python fame)… I think you are a lot less likely to be hassled by… whatever Trump … Continue reading →

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 3…

Posted on January 6, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Find some friends, snuggle up together, and sleep for four years. I am still banking on the fact that America couldn’t possibly be stupid enough to elect Trump twice… on the other hand, I didn’t think they would be stupid … Continue reading →

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So you elected an asshole: A survival guide… part 2…

Posted on January 6, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Move to the Arctic… wait… what am I saying? They are going to remove all restrictions and oversight on everything that causes climate change… the Arctic will no longer exist… maybe move to the top of a very tall mountain… … Continue reading →

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So, have you figured out that you elected a giant asshole yet?

Posted on January 5, 2017 by pouringmyartout
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Remember when this guy used to say stupid stuff, and we were all sure they would cost him the election?

Posted on January 5, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Now, he says stupid stuff, and he is only days away from being the most powerful man in the most powerful country on the planet, at a time when the climate is going crazy, Russia and China are acting up, … Continue reading →

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8 years of letting nothing get done, and what’s the first thing Republicans do?

Posted on January 3, 2017 by pouringmyartout

Get rid of ethical oversight. You shameless asswipes.

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A Christmas poem rewrite for Trump voters…

Posted on December 20, 2016 by pouringmyartout

T’was the night before the election, and all through my gut My last meal was stirring, and shooting straight out of my butt The pollsters had been certain Hillary would win it with ease Who would actually vote for that … Continue reading →

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