Wait… If I get a shirt made with a picture of me on it, then have someone take a picture of me wearing the shirt, and then have that picture put on a shirt and so on and so on, and then walk around with the same goofy look on my face as the pictures on the shirts, how is that not the coolest thing ever???

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Attention loyal minions! We are having a reunion on that post where we are trying to break the record for the most comments ever on a WordPress post, so it is time for you to get your lazy butts back to work!

In case you didn’t know, we have this post that has 31,416 comments on it… which may or may not be a record for a single post… but we can’t be sure, because according to WordPress, that is the one stat that they don’t keep track of…

But the beauty of our post is that it isn’t some crazy hate rant that went viral. It is a love fest. People do weird stuff there. We have fun. We write poems and have flirting contests and drunken reunions.

So, if you haven’t put a comment there, here is the link that will take you directly to the comment box: http://wp.me/p25PYJ-21u/#respond

I hope that link still works. If not, you can just click on the link over on the top side of my sidebar over there to the right. But then you have to wait while all those comments load.

Please join us. I am slating this entire weekend as a reunion. I hope some of the minions will be there. If you haven’t left a comment on this post yet, just do it. At the very least, you will become part of history and help us get to 50,000 comments one of these days. Or read some random sections of the comment threads… I guarantee it will blow your mind.

And you will meet some really cool bloggers. Feel free to pick random comments and reply to them, no matter how old they are… that is how this crazy thing works.

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This post isn’t really about the birds… it’s about the camera that took the picture of the birds… sort of…

We went to visit my wife’s aunt and uncle this weekend… you know, they are the ones who own the dog that is best friends with our dog… and I took some pictures of some woodpeckers.

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I like woodpeckers as much as the next person, but I was really doing an experiment with my camera. I wanted to see which photo would turn out better, the one where I zoomed in with my camera, or the one where I cropped the picture in Photoshop to get a close up.

Here is the picture with the camera zoomed in…

a 1 a 2It’s a little blurry. I don’t know if that is from me not holding the camera perfectly still, or just the fact that I have a really cheap camera.

Now here is the one where I took the photo with no zoom, and just used the fact that the pictures are really huge in the memory card in the camera… like 39 inches wide… and then cropped the image down to the middle bit with the bird in it. The picture still ended up about 9 inches wide, which is the size I use for posts now…

a 1 a 3It still isn’t perfectly clear, but that might be from the bird moving when I took the picture. The tree looks a little better in this one.

I don’t know what we learned from this experiment… other than the fact that I really need a better camera… but that is just the way the cookie crumbles sometimes.

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Oh yeah, my older daughter posted this on Facebook…

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My dad has 2,335 followers on his blog.

I can’t get over the fact that 2,335 people looked at the crazy inner workings of my dad’s brain and thought, “YES! More of this, please!”

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She also added a link to this blog. That is the best backhanded compliment I ever got from a twenty-something-year-old!

Also, in unrelated Facebook news, I found this picture of Willie…

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Horses… and I saved the best for last…

I will just come right out and say it… I fell in love…

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While I was walking around making new friends, I spotted this little beauty. She was very shy. It took a while to coax her over to say hello.

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And at first she wanted to stay at arm’s reach.

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But I was patient.

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And then I found the spot… the spot that most horses and dogs have… the spot that they love to be scratched… right between her ears…

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After that, it was all love… that is the tip of my nose, over there on the left… horses, believe it or not, like it when you sniff them while they are sniffing you… just a tip…

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Then we spent about ten minutes just nuzzling each other. She was the sweetest, nuzzeliest, snuggeliest horse I ever met. She liked to breathe softly into my ear. I could have stayed there all day.

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Not bad for a selfie, huh? Except for the shadow of the phone. And yes, I have product in my hair… hey, don’t judge me… I was meeting new people. And one of them was a professional model.

Okay, here is the thing… and this is the kind of thing I love… but this horse…

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My new best friend here… had a story of her own. When I finished getting to know her, I turned around and was surprised to find all the humans staring at me. So I walked over to find out what was up. It turns out that my new friend was a wild-born mustang. She isn’t saddle broken. She is still part wild. And nobody else had been able to get her to approach them on her own.

Hey, I am just that good. 

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Horses… part 2…

I met this little sweetheart…

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Come on, how cute is she?

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I could look at that face all day.

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She was a real beauty, and very sweet…

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And you know what, she wasn’t even my favorite… so be sure to join me again later today.

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Because: Horsies!!!

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Horses… part 1…

I got to go riding again this weekend.

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That is Whiskey, my new buddy. I wish I could tell the whole story. It involves a guy who recently started working at the company where my wife works… and by pure coincidence, she found out that he is really good friends with the brother of a really good friend of ours… and he has a wife who is a model and is involved in a TV show I can’t mention either…

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And somehow, the subject of horses came up at work, and my wife mentioned how I make her stop the car in the middle of the road so I can get out and pet horses because that is how much I love them… and it turns out that they have two horses…

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That is Prince, the horse my wife rode.

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Prince and Whiskey are both thoroughbred race horses. In fact, one of them is related to Secretariat, the most famous racehorse ever. They are a little skittish and hard to handle because they want to run.

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It’s funny how it looks like that horse is too small for me, because that horse is really tall. I am just that big.

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Always curry and brush your horse after riding if you are given the chance. It is only fair. They lugged your ass around. Okay, I will be back later with some more pictures of other horses I met that day.

 

 

 

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Never ever ever buy one of those stupid disposable underwater cameras if you are going on your second honeymoon to Maui and plan on doing some snorkeling, because the quality of the pictures is terrible… but I got to swim with sea turtles!!!

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And seriously, that was one of the highlights of the trip, if not my entire life. Yes, I finally got the photos developed, and the quality sucks… I am not even going to bother posting the pictures of the other fish I took. But this was before we borrowed that awesome little Go Pro camera from the in-laws, so it was all I had.

a 1 a 2I think this was from the first or second time I went in the water, just right out in front of our hotel. I spotted this guy, and had the pleasure of swimming halfway across the bay with him. We were side by side, only a few feet apart. That right there is a Green sea turtle, called the Honu by the locals… not to be confused with the Honu’ea, or Hawskbill sea turtle.

a 1 a 3I was deeply moved as I let him go on his merry way.

a 1 a 4I guess my wife took that picture. I like the bubbles.

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She must have taken that picture of my smiley face too. Okay, that really is the last of the Maui pictures… until we get the ones off her cell phone…

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Because… baby goats!!!

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We took Willie to the petting zoo at the Safari Park. He didn’t really want to meet the animals up close, which is weird, because he lives with a big dog… bigger than most of those goats… but hey, we all like different things. And the cool thing about taking a kid someplace is that you get to have fun too, right?

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So I made friends with some goats. I love goats. They have devil eyes… but sweet devil eyes.

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And they always look like they are smiling… sort of like me now that I shaved my mustache off.

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That one is looking at me… dreamily… because animals, and babies, love me.

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Big Johnny, Willie’s dad, made some new friends too.

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Now you may not know this, but, like dogs, a lot of animals have a favorite place that they like to have scratched. If you can find that place, you have made a new friend for life. Guys, there might be a lesson in there someplace…

a 1 a 7And I might not still be talkin’ about goats…

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The sun sets on Maui… part 2…

Well, here they are… the last of the pictures of our second honeymoon on Maui… more or less… as I explained…

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Almost every sunset we saw there was magical.

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And I have had fun sharing all this with you.

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I tried to save the best for last.

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Oh, and I just did something weird, and I will have to share some pictures of that with you later today… just so you know.

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It is something I have only done a handful of times since I was thirteen-years-old.

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No… not that… get your mind out of the gutter…

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Ha! It occurs to me that only I would be doing this bizarre dialog between these beautiful pictures…

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But that is why you love me, right?

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Ironically, a friend of ours that my wife has known since before high school is going to Maui next week with her wife… yeah, I said her wife… I wasn’t kidding when I said that at least half of our friends are gay… so, she is coming over and we are going to make her look at all of our vacation photos tonight after dinner… and you thought looking at them over the course of two months was a lot of work for you!

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Oooohhh… isn’t that a lovely sunset? No, it isn’t… that was a trick comment. That is a sunrise…

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And that, people, is why you never sleep in on vacations… you might miss a sunrise like that there!!!

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