Pictures of a desert sunrise… for you… and because of you…

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So, as I stood on a desert hilltop not too long ago, the Led Zeppelin song ‘Kashmir’ floating through my head on a soft desert breeze, taking pictures of a magnificent sunrise, I realized something important. I wouldn’t be there experiencing it if it wasn’t for you.

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Now don’t get me wrong. My life would still be exciting. I would still do stuff. But I am still groggy from my early rising and long drive yesterday, and when I hauled myself out of bed this morning in Arizona, at my daughter and her fiance’s apartment, I wasn’t exactly raring to go. There was no coffee made… in fact, as I type this, they are still asleep, and I have no idea where the coffee stuff is.

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And the thing is… and this is a thing that makes me love all of you… but I went out on the porch, and saw the sun coloring the sky, the thought that popped into my head was this: Oooooh… ‘my blog friends need to see this’…

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So I got dressed, grabbed the zoom lens, got in my car, and headed to a hilltop that I found the last time I was here… about ten miles from the apartment.

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I got out of the car and climbed the hill…

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And thanks to you, I saw a trail of rain falling on the parched desert floor… (It is actually monsoon season here, and I am hoping to see a monsoon)…

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I saw a broken water main shooting water into the sky… or a really wasteful fountain…

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I saw a fire burning in the distance… clearing brush or a family’s worst catastrophe? I have no idea.

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But I do know this…

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If it wasn’t for you, I would have stayed where I was and just done another post about the recent visit by our English relatives…

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So thank you for this sunrise… and you’re welcome for this sunrise… HA!

 

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A really cute dog, a really big cactus, an ocean, a desert… and some sharks…

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So when I took Olivia, the little girl I babysit, to the aquarium in San Diego, I met this adorable little guy, a miniature border collie puppy…

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I can’t believe that was only yesterday…

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I was overlooking the Pacific Ocean, and La Jolla, that has some of the highest-end shopping anywhere in the world outside Paris…

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Now I am sitting in my daughter and he fiance’s apartment, waiting for them to get home from work… a little groggy, because I woke up so early so I could take pictures of the sun coming up over the desert on my drive to Arizona… just for you…

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Awwwww… Yup, dogs, babies and horses still love me!!!

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And I’ll tell you… it was hot in San Diego… but nowhere near as hot as it is here in Scottsdale, Az. In fact, the nighttime low here is going to be almost as high as the the hottest part of the day back in San Diego.

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I should have saved one photo of little Olivia for this last aquarium bit.

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One thing I didn’t realize until it was too late is that, by getting those pictures of the sunrise from the top of the mountain range just inland of San Diego… (see my last post for the best ones)… I had to then spend the next few hours driving on a blade-straight highway staring right into the fiery furnace of hell hanging in front of me like some huge, hot anti-Christmas tree ornament.

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Yes, I drove through a lot of different kinds of desert, but you have seen pictures of that from other trips… this one gives you a taste… of one little part…

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Now I am in the land of the giant saguaro cacti… like that one right in front of my kid’s place.

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But there are still palm trees… this is a confusing world… I will probably take a few hikes and drives, risking heat prostration… to show you some desert pictures… for the new people, you know…

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I miss that crazy-big grouper fish… I swear, that thing was at least five feet long and must have weighed 900 pounds.

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And now I miss my dog, Shiloh, dang it…

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A desert sunrise… and a fish… because I can…

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So right now, I am sitting in my daughter and her fiance’s apartment in Arizona. Once again, I woke up insanely early in the morning, just to get some extra cool pictures for you… this time of the sun rising over the desert as I crested the mountains that lie inland from San Diego.

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But I still have pictures to share from yesterday, when I took little Olivia to the aquarium. And she loved that big grouper… which was bigger than her… but why, you are probably wondering, am I showing these unrelated sets of pictures together?

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Because I finally can. Remember I told you I just got a new laptop? Well, Jason, Jessica’s fiance, told me to come to Arizona this weekend to hang out, and he would teach me some laptop tricks… because he has the same kind as me… because he helped my wife pick out the laptops we each got the last time she was visiting them… and he knows what I do on our old computer… which we are phasing out… follow me?

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He is also very artistic, and does crazy cool computer stuff… and I am a computer moron… but I need to be able to write and edit novels, and do children’s books with illustrations… and do funny Photoshop pictures for the blog… (I like that picture up there… there is a person over to the left, who is looking into the aquarium tank… with the same expression on their face that the grouper has on his)…

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Up until now, when I was traveling on one of my adventures, I had no way to post pictures on the blog until I got home. But now, I can take photos while I am driving one-handed in the dark on a scary mountain highway… which you should never ever do, by the way… and then post them the same day!

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How cool is that?

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Now I can confuse you with out-of-order photos even more efficiently!

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So now, when I am at my mom’s house, or gallivanting around the globe, I don’t have to come home and then show you three weeks of photos… I can post them while they are still hot… I mean, I still won’t be able to keep up most of the time… my adventures are too fast-paced for that… but still…

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So get ready for some old-school, crack squirrel fueled confusion…

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Things will never be the same around here… not that they ever were…

 

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Some pictures of Olivia while I explain why I have to go away on yet another adventure…

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So… things are getting confusing around here… it is turning into a photo blog… I am only half way through all the pictures of the recent visit by our English relatives, now I have pictures of my two days babysitting our friends’ daughter, Olivia…

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Awww… she loves her fish blanket… she took it with her to the aquarium today…

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These are pictured I took yesterday. She saw my salami sandwich and said she wanted a ‘samitch!!!’

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She deconstructed it…

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And then ate only the bread… So, I am going on another adventure tomorrow. I am going to Arizona for three days to hang out with my daughter and her fiance.

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Squishy face!!!

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I will, no doubt, have more pictures from the new adventure to share soon. I can’t keep up with my own adventures anymore. I hardly have time to do funny Photoshop pictures of Donald Trump.

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I want you to know I picked out that outfit… all those years of dressing my two girls wrong… according to my wife… finally paid off.

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So anyway…between the relatives, and more fish pictures from the aquarium… and the new adventure… and some other stuff, I will just keep throwing pictures at you. Make of them what you will.

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We interrupt the regularly scheduled posts about our visiting English relatives for cute kid pics…

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A pair of squishy faces!!! So I have spent the last two days at my babysitting job with our friends’ daughter, little Olivia.

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I took her to the aquarium here in San Diego, and my wife joined us there.

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Man, I am crazy about that little girl!

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And she is crazy about hot dogs…

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My wife bought her a little sea turtle. You might remember from previous posts where I took Olivia to the zoo that she loves turtles… and my wife is a pushover for little kids too…

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Grouper selfie!!!

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Seriously, that grouper was huge!!!

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And we had a really good time.

 

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Even more fun with the English relatives…

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Uh… no… those aren’t the English relatives… those are chairs…

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There I am, making sure that cousin Dot and cousin Lynne and cousin Lynne’s boyfriend, Malcolm, don’t fall in the fish pond. Now some of you may remember the botanical garden building in the background, and the pictures of the awesome orchid flowers I posted just a few weeks ago. Lynne wanted to see the flowers. So of course, this was the one day of the week that the botanical garden wasn’t open…

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But it’s okay… there are other things to see in Balboa Park in San Diego… like the little art village…

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We watched some glass blowing…

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And I found some great art… like the chairs in the first picture… and this big bottle-shaped chair.

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And some other stuff…

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We had a great time, and we then went and did some other stuff somewhere else… which I will share soon… but right now, I need to go do some babysitting…

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Uh… with all the problems the Catholic church is having with priests and children, does this seem like a good thing to hang in public???

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This was carved into a door frame in Balboa Park in San Diego. I toyed with the idea of doing one of my ‘come up with a caption for this picture’ posts… but I assume you would all have just done some variation of the same thing that popped into my dirty mind… involving an evil snake behind that apple…

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But does the horse have to be so… uh… anatomically correct???

a 1Here we are on day two of the recent visit by our English cousins… We went to Balboa Park. I have never bothered to find out why there is a statute of El Cid there…

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That was the last view of many a foot soldier… just before a warhorse dashed out his brain with a giant hoof…

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And that was the last view of many a fly… just before his dinner was served… seriously… did you need to put the ‘donut ring’ there? I mean, the veins are a nice touch of realism… but the anus is just overkill…

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Some of you will no doubt recall that I visited Balboa Park not too long ago… yes, I posted pictures from the museums… and all those spectacular flowers from the botanical gardens.

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Cousin Lynne wanted to see the botanical gardens and the flowers…

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So, of course, this was the one day of the week that it was closed…

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But don’t panic!

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We walked around the park, and we did other stuff later.

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That is the saddest palm tree ever.

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And there were lots of outside flowers for our visitors to see…

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Because this is San Diego.

 

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Origins of a real life hero…

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In which I finally tie in my visiting English relatives directly to dia de los muertos…

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Here they are… the very last pictures of the first day with our relatives visiting from England… and our exploration of Old Town in San Diego…

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We have all learned a thing or two about the history of the region, and the Mexican heritage that is such a big part of it all… and about the beautiful folk art associated with dia de los muertos… the day of the dead…

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So of course I had to take some pictures with the ‘day of the dead’ photo-op thing… There is my cousin, Lynne, and her boyfriend, Malcolm. I apologize for the fact that the one corner is in shadow, but I had no control over that.

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There is a certain poignancy  to that painting on the bench in Old Town…

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There I am, with cousin Dot!

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The fancy dresses are awesome… but the mother and baby on the right… that is so moving…

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And there are Dot and I… without the gender-switching confusion…

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The colors… oh yeah…

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There I am with my daughter’s boyfriend… the shadows over his eyes make him look sort of mysterious…

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Well, that’s it… except for one last picture that I took at a stall that sold leather goods, for which Mexico is well known…

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A skull… on a pistol holster… the artistic irony kills me… uh… so to speak…

 

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