Upon reflection… (because ‘wet dreams’ would just be tacky) part 48 …

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Okay, I sear, that is the last bubble one!

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Okay, here is what I need your help with…

I need to start a new blog to showcase my books. The thing is that I am a computer moron. I could probably figure out how to start a new WordPress blog, but that isn’t going to cut it. I need a self-hosted blog… maybe… whatever the hell that is.

To go back to the beginning, my older daughter… yes, the one that is getting married in two months… helped me start this blog for two reasons. Firstly, so that I would stop bugging my family with every crazy, crack squirrel-induced idea that popped into my head, but there was another reason, an important reason.

My wife gave me a book called; Getting Published, The Complete Idiot’s Guide. Because I want to get my books and stories and poems out there. One suggestion in the book is that a successful blog is actually a selling point to publishers, because it means you can write words that get the attention of at least a few people. I think I did okay with that.

Here’s the thing… (ooooh, two things in one post… bonus score!) There is too much stuff on this blog that is weird, and not enough focus on my writing. I mean, I love my blog. But this isn’t the place to direct publishers and agents, and I am starting to send my stuff out to them. I need a blog… with a clever name… where I can focus solely on my writing, and professional people can go to it and see that I am serious.

So, if you know anything about blogs and blogging, or computers, or self-hosted blogs, or if there is some other type of website that would be good for this, please tell me. Also, I have a sneaking suspicion that WordPress is slowly dying. My stats have gone down the last two years in a row. Not the day to day numbers, but overall. I think WordPress never removes followers that have long since vanished from the face of the blog world, so maybe we wouldn’t notice the slow demise.

Not only am I sending my books to literary agents, but I also plan to start sending my short stories and poems to magazines and websites and contests and publishers. I am trying to attack this from both ends. Any advice on any of this would be most welcome.

Remember, every time you help a writer get published, it is a victory for all of us who think words matter… and also, an angel gets to dip their wingtips into heavenly ink, to give them  awesome eagle wings!!!

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Upon reflection… (because ‘wet dreams’ would just be tacky) part 47 …

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Okay… I swear… I am almost done with the bubbles…

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I got my first rejection letter from a literary agent… and I couldn’t be happier!!!

Because that means I am actively involved in sending my stuff to literary agents. The thing is… and this is a thing you should already know about me… but I am all-art-side-of-the-brain… which means that I can come up with endless ideas of things to write about… children’s books, science fiction, songs, poems, short stories, etc. What I can’t do is market myself.

Between my silly water reflection posts, I am going to do a few posts where I ask for your help. I need advice… feedback… I need help. And if we aren’t helping each other here, what the hell are we doing?

So please, when you see posts that say the word ‘help’ in the title over the next day or two, read the words. We all might learn something from the questions I ask… I just need to figure out exactly what those questions need to be.

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Upon reflection… (because ‘wet dreams’ would just be tacky) part 46 …

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bubbleicious

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Upon reflection… (because ‘wet dreams’ would just be tacky) part 45 …

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Upon reflection… (because ‘wet dreams’ would just be tacky) part 44 …

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That is sort of cool.

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While we have been busy watching this dick, the other dicks in Washington have been being real dicks…

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While we have been focusing on this dick, the other dicks in Washington have done some really dickish stuff… like limiting the number of species that can put on the endangered species list…

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Oh, and allowing coal companies to dump coal waste directly into rivers and streams… or letting mentally unbalanced people buy guns…and lots of other horrible things… so, don’t get so distracted by this dick…

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… that you forget about all the other dicks out there.

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Even more flowers…

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Just to remind you that there are places on this earth where it never snows…

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Where flowers bloom all through the year…

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And birds are singing in the trees… which are also full of flowers…

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And the world is a riot of colors…

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And delightful smells…

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Where people can come to get away from the snow, and see palm trees and beaches…

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We even have S-shaped clouds… I bet you don’t have those!

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Maybe that’s something you should think about.

Okay, that wraps it up for my latest babysitting adventure with little Olivia. I am still doing the funny water reflection series, but tomorrow, I am going to do a couple posts asking you some important questions, so get a good night’s sleep.

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Upon reflection… (because ‘wet dreams’ would just be tacky) part 43 …

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Yes, I am still doing these silly water reflection posts… because they are fun, easy, and look cool… and nobody is begging me to stop. Of course, you aren’t making suggestions of other things to do this to… so… uh… yeah.

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