Why yes, I did just drive through two states with big bags of white powder in my car…

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Those are the big jumbo Ziploc bags… full of sugar. I am now at my daughter’s house in Arizona… yes, Jessica, the one that is getting married next week. I had to bring her the gifts she left at our house after the wedding shower, and then take home a bunch of stuff for the wedding. I will be here a few days, and I will try, as usual, to have some interesting adventures to share.

My first adventure involved those bags of sugar… left over from the failed attempt to make jars of orange marmalade for all the wedding guests. We burnt the first big batch, and called it quits, but we had most of a ten-pound bag of sugar left over. I decided to bring it to Jessica, but the paper bag it was in ripped. I thought it would be funny to drive through the Border Patrol checkpoints with big bags of white powder on the seat beside me, just to see what they would do.

Now, back in my long-hair days, I would not have tried this, but now that I am old and clean-cut, I didn’t even get guns pulled on me or anything. I must admit, I find this anonymity a little boring.

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I’m going away… the final chapter…

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I’m going to Arizona… where the giant saguaro cacti grow. I have to pick up a bunch of stuff from my daughter Jessica’s place, for the wedding… which is now just over a week away. Don’t worry, I will stay in touch. I already have a funny story to tell.

Okay, I am outa here.

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I’m going away… part 6…

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Yes, I am packing up a few of my most important possessions, and taking a road trip. I even spent three days on Spotify, downloading some classic 1970’s rock and roll to listen to on the way… over 150 songs… that’s 12 and a half hours of music, people.

Where am I going? I will tell you… early tomorrow morning… as I get ready to leave.

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I’m going away… part 5…

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And I am almost ready to tell you where I am going…

Almost…

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I’m going away… part 4…

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Yup, I am going to reach inside my head, grab one of the crack squirrels that live in my cranium, and go for a ride… but don’t worry… I will bring my laptop and camera, so you will be kept in the loop.

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I’m going away… part 3…

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Okay, that would be a cool way to travel…

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I’m going away… part 2…

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Don’t panic, I won’t be gone long…

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I’m going away… part 1…

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Details to follow… oh, and did I mention that I am now sending not only my self-illustrated, self-published children’s books to literary agents, but my murder mystery set in world war two London, and my action/humor sci-fi series as well.

The rejection letters are coming in even faster now.

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The lost photos… part 4…

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I am still going through old file folders on our computers… for a thing I am doing… and I keep running across pictures of me… like this one, where I am all dressed up for another brother’s wedding.

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Or that one, taken on my wife’s phone, presumably, when we were in Maui… on Maui?

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Why was there a picture of me with my daughter, Jessica, in Paris, lost in our computer files? Who knows.

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Me and my dad, years ago, at Christmas, getting silly with some nose masks. Maybe some of these pictures have shown up on the blog before, but that’s okay.

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Well, that one was from our other daughter’s surprise 18th birthday trip to the animal sanctuary, just a few weeks ago, and I forgot to post it with the others.

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Ummm… well… that is from a trip to Seattle years ago. My cousin and I… that is me on the right… are singing ‘The Hills Are Alive… with the sound of music’… on Mount Rainier… hey, don’t judge me.

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Me, back in the late 80’s…

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Same with that one.

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Did I mention that I have crack squirrels living inside my head?

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