On behalf of all democrats, I would just like to say:

I am so sorry that we haven’t had time to fix the economy, but we have been so busy grooming your children to be love slaves and pizza toppings. I know you had plans to arm them all, and let them massacre each other, but hey, we won the election… maybe…

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Which one do you feel like today?

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If you look at these three side-by-side pictures of different angles of my latest wood-carving experiment, you could be forgiven if you find yourself wondering; “and you call yourself an artist?”

I do, and the reason that I do is that I know, somehow, that I am going to turn that hot mess into a fantastic vine-covered work of art. And, no, I don’t know how I will do that. The carving is not finished, and that cammo paint job is just the background I will paint over.

Also, I am using up model paints and t-shirt paints that have been in my garage for decades. Win win.

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In other news…

Don’t worry about how handsome I look, but instead wonder why there is a big mirror leaned against the wall in an equipment room.

Cherilyn and Jessica walked right past a bobcat in our front yard.

Our new friend Cooper played hard, and then crashed hard.

I think it might be feeding time.

Yup. The death-stare says it all.

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Another silly and possibly even fake commercial from my podcast, set to an amusing video… and I am sorry about this one too, but I just know you wanted to hear the whole song without my annoying voiceover…

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Another silly and possibly even fake commercial from my podcast, set to an amusing video… and I am sorry about this one…

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This week according to my phone…

San Diego.

I guess it is an okay place to live.

If you like water and sunshine and palm trees.

Whatever man.

The last of my potato crop, but maybe I will plant a few of those.

Our little potted lemon tree is making lemons and flowers.

More of my wildflowers I planted are blooming.

And it turns out that our cat relaxes by reading and watching tv.

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Another amusing fake advertisement from my podcast, this time with a video of water falling in slow motion for you to watch while you listen to me and The Grim Reaper singing about our knock-off Lady Gaa Gaa’s house of style…

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This week in my life, according to my cellphone…

Take me to your leader!

I glanced into a small dumpster in a dark corner of a warehouse at work, and was startled by a screaming ghost.

I grew an actual potato-sized potato!

I mean, it still isn’t that big, but more on that next week.

The first of those wildflowers I planted are blooming!

I am very excited.

Is this a waiting room, or am I on The Dating Game tv show from the 70’s???

That is a pretty nice elevated view of the San Diego dump… sorry… landfill.

So, this dog right here…

Barfed up this rock.

Yeah, this dog.

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A last look back; (or): I swear, these really are the very last pictures I took on that trip from San Diego to New Mexico to see my daughter start her nursing college… except for a few that I am going to do weird stuff with in Photoshop…

I learned a lot during that long, lonely drive across one corner of America.

I learned that horses still love me.

I learned that riding horses by the Rio Grande makes you feel like a real cowboy, but that as much as I love riding horses, I feel guilty about it, like I am making a new friend carry me around for no particular reason.

I learned that I have not lost my knack for horseback selfies.

I learned that I can have fun with fake cacti…

Maybe too much fun.

I learned that I still really love dogs, and they love me.

I learned, once again, that America is very big…

And very strange.

I learned that big metal dinosaurs should not drink Red Bull energy drink!

I learned that they have signs to warn you about stuff you weren’t even thinking about doing.

I learned that you can see snow and desert very close to one another.

And I learned that both snowy mountains and burning desert each have their own charms.

I learned that even a rest area beside the highway can have natural wonders…

And that you should never miss a chance to explore.

Because that is how you transform a trip into an adventure.

I learned that everyone should, at one time in their life, find themselves standing on a corner in Winslow Arizona.

Okay, see ya.

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