Category Archives: thinking about stuff

I just want my mom to stop calling me a racist, is that too much to ask???

Posted on April 28, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Before you get all bent out of shape, let me explain. You know that book I wrote and illustrated… the one for children… the one right over there in my sidebar with a link where you can buy it and … Continue reading →

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WordPress, of all the changes you have made that we never asked for or wanted in the first place…

Posted on April 28, 2015 by pouringmyartout

…I have to say that the ability for us to hit a button to tell people that we ‘like’ a comment is the silliest. It isn’t really a bad thing. It is just silly… and a little annoying… I mean, I … Continue reading →

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Backtracking, an apology, and plausible deniability… oh, my…

Posted on April 27, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Let me start off by saying how sorry I am for that last post… not that I think I was entirely wrong, mind you, but because I might have seemed like I was aiming it exclusively at women and I … Continue reading →

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Look, I don’t want to be the one to have to tell you this…

Posted on April 27, 2015 by pouringmyartout

… but tattoos, mini skirts, skinny jeans and crop-tops all look better on young, fit, attractive people… Hey, we were all thinking it… I am just the only one with the guts to say it out loud…

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A letter from William Shakespeare to Sam I Am…

Posted on April 26, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Dear Sirrah, Still no appetite for thy heinous concoction doth my tongue construe to desire. Neither hither nor yon would’st such tinted and perhaps tainted fare present itself less foully to my palate. I dislike the notion of consuming such victuals even within mine own … Continue reading →

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I found these while I was going through all those funny pictures of me for the art contest thing, and I thought I would share them again…

Posted on April 25, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Because it still cracks me up… Oh, and remind me tomorrow to repost that letter from Shakespeare to Sam I Am telling him… in flowery Shakespearean prose… why he can’t eat green eggs and ham…

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And about that whole ‘you have to call me Lord Arthur’ thing…

Posted on April 17, 2015 by pouringmyartout

My official papers have arrived… There is the master title deed to my land in Scotland… There is my official declaration of Lordship… There is my official ID card that doth proclaim me to be a Lord! And if that … Continue reading →

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So, I spent the last week visiting my mom in the Bay Area, and I just got back, but tomorrow I have a tale of adventure to share… along with hundreds of pictures… and stories of cute kids and flying dragons and big sea mammals, and cities floating in the clouds, and crazy things I did where I actually risked my life… (and got up really, really early)… just to take some photographs that you will totally love, but the thing is… and you know when the thing shows up right in the title that it is going to be an whacky thing… but this is going to take quite a few days to get through, which means we have to put that game where you come up with clever names for my art with Art in it on hold for a while… oh, and I am going to tell the tale of my whole adventure backwards… just because I can… and because today was freakin’ AWESOME!!!

Posted on April 13, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Oh.. uh… ummmm… I did such a good job with the title that there isn’t really anything left to say down here in the new and unimproved, harder to use, highly-annoying, beep-beep-boop, stupid, dumb WordPress not-as-good-as-the-old new post box!

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The deep, sad and horrible truth about blogging… and no, this isn’t another rant about the stupid changes that WordPress keeps making even though we have all begged them to stop…

Posted on April 12, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Here is the thing… we might as well get this thing out of the way quickly, because this is the worst thing out of all the things that somehow show up on my blog… but the thing is, you can’t … Continue reading →

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The English language is evolving… and not in a good way…

Posted on April 10, 2015 by pouringmyartout

So as soon as you, my loyal minions, and I take over this planet… by the clever and diabolical use of this seemingly harmless humor blog… here are some words that I plan to bring back into common usage. Perfectly … Continue reading →

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