Category Archives: Poems

Dump Trump… a poem…

You should dump That Donald Trump With a loud and resounding thump… Yes, you should dump That guy named Trump He insists that America is in a slump… Oh, please dump That Mr. Trump Surely you can’t be such a … Continue reading

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How’s your day… a poem… I suppose…

How’s your day? Is it an okay day? Is it a hooray day? Is it a yay day or a gray day? Is it a play day, a lay by the bay day? Is it a nerves that fray kind … Continue reading

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Lova… a silly free-form poem about how love is like lava…

Deep in your core, pressure builds and heat rises… Chemical reactions occur… Molten desire expands… And blows the top of your head right off… The eruption slows with time… Love flows in glowing rivers, engulfing the world around you… It … Continue reading

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The Seashore… (or: Life’s A Beach)… a freeform poem…

The beach stretches endlessly away, encircling an island… Our journey, begun at birth, whether short or long, will return us to the spot where the journey began… Only the size of the island is in doubt… For some, it is … Continue reading

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A poem for Mr. Trump…

Donald, may I call you Don? Or would you prefer Mr. Trump? Into the primaries you have been drawn You say America is in a slump As much as I would love to end up as your pawn I’m afraid … Continue reading

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Gettin’ all Christmassy… part 4… a Christmas poem… about blogging…

Family gathered for Christmas, a brightly burning log I try to get in the spirit of things but I’m thinking about my blog The kid’s have opened their presents, there’s booze in my eggnog I sit and smile and nod a … Continue reading

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It’s not a poem… it’s a song… I just haven’t recorded it, turned it into a cute video, and stuck it on my blog with my other songs yet…

Outward Bound ——————————– Well, they’re starting final countdown, and the seatbelt light is lit Goodbye mother earth, I’m gonna miss you just a little bit Well the stewardess is pretty and she brings me one more beer As I was … Continue reading

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Crazy Is As Crazy Does…

Here is a little poem I wrote, way back in the 70s… Just a little nugget from the drawers of mystery… It requires no explanation, and I didn’t bother to put in any pictures… —————————————————————————————— …Who’s Crazy?… Well the sun was … Continue reading

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The Fat in the Cat in the Hat…

Here is another little poem I pulled from my magic drawers full of ‘schnitzel’… (I think, if Snoop Dog was to say ‘sh*t’ in that special language of his, that is how it would sound…[if he was German])… Anyway, here … Continue reading

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Shakespeare’s Repast… Poetry and Fine Dining…

I was hoping that the title would get your attention because there wont be any pretty pictures to go with this next part. So far I have done a pretty good job of clearing out my random Photoshop pics and … Continue reading

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