Category Archives: Everything Else

We get it, you are not of this world, but could you drive like you are? … (Or): What goes on in my head when I am alone in a car on a long drive: The crack squirrel chronicles… part 6…

Posted on October 15, 2016 by pouringmyartout

Dear guy in the car ahead of me with the… window decal, I know, you have a special relationship with your lord and savior, and you are letting him steer your life… but I don’t think he is actually steering … Continue reading →

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A rap remix of ‘Baby Got Back’… (Or): What goes on in my head when I am alone in a car on a long drive: The crack squirrel chronicles… part 5…

Posted on October 14, 2016 by pouringmyartout

I hate truck nuts and I can not lie Those danglin’ balls, they just ain’t fly When a Chevy goes by with a pair hangin’ there I say “stick it up your own tail pipe” Yeah, just get lost, that’s … Continue reading →

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That’s what locker room talk sound like? No wonder I never go into those places… (Or): What goes on in my head when I am alone in a car on a long drive: The crack squirrel chronicles… part 4…

Posted on October 14, 2016 by pouringmyartout

Whatever kind of room you find yourself in, guys, if another guy comes up to you and starts talking like that, tell him to shut up… or words to that effect. In fact, if you want to punch him in … Continue reading →

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Naked babies… and no, this isn’t a political post, I swore I was laying off those for a while… (Or): What goes on in my head when I am alone in a car on a long drive: The crack squirrel chronicles… part 3…

Posted on October 14, 2016 by pouringmyartout

Okay, I know, I said I wasn’t doing politics here until after the election, but I was stuck in a car, by myself, driving through through the darkness and heading past L A and beyond, and the thing is… (we … Continue reading →

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Orangielocks And The Forebears… (Or): What goes on in my head when I am alone in a car on a long drive: The crack squirrel chronicles… part 2…

Posted on October 14, 2016 by pouringmyartout

Once upon a time there was a strange orange man with strange orange hair who was very concerned about other people and where their ancestors came from. He did not like people who had forebears who did not look and … Continue reading →

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What goes on in my head when I am alone in a car on a long drive: The crack squirrel chronicles… part 1…

Posted on October 13, 2016 by pouringmyartout

This morning, at 4:00, I left San Diego. Later, I watched the sun come up from the top of the range of mountains North of LA. Right now, I am at my mom’s house in the Bay Area… and we … Continue reading →

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I will be AFMKOAA today…

Posted on October 13, 2016 by pouringmyartout

That’s: ‘Away from my keyboard on an adventure’!!! I will keep you posted.

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I decided to name them: Cuca and Racha!!!

Posted on October 11, 2016 by pouringmyartout

Yes, I finally decided on names for my little Dia De Los Muertos plant-hair skull buddies. Ten bonus points if you figure out where the names come from.

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I’m done talking about that poop-flinging orange orangutan… until after the election, at least…

Posted on October 11, 2016 by pouringmyartout

Trump famously said that he could shoot someone and not lose any votes. He is literally… and I literally hate using the word literally literally… at the point where this is now true. See, I figured out why that is. … Continue reading →

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Saving Speaker Ryan: “I endorse him, but I don’t support him”. WTF?

Posted on October 10, 2016 by pouringmyartout

Yeah, I had a crazy girlfriend once who treated me like that … it didn’t last…

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