I have been in negotiations with the crack squirrels that live inside my head…
They have decided that they will give up on their strike and get back to work coming up with crazy ideas for me to blog about… but they aren’t really happy…
Yes, they were being a little overly melodramatic, but they thought that post they wrote about the troubles in the Gaza Strip and how they came about was important. And they really worked hard on that post.
They admit that they were just being stubborn.
They are now hard at work once more.
Some of them have taken the news that the post in question is going to just fade into obscurity harder than others.
I am pretty sure mixing alcohol with crack is not a good idea, but who am I to judge? One tragic bit of news stemming from the lack of readership on that post is that the squirrel who did most of the research… the one who stayed up for a week… (well, he was probably going to do that anyway, he is a crack squirrel after all)… studying the history of the Jewish people and the Mideast, horrified by how cruel humans are to one another… a very nice little squirrel I call Twitchy… well, there is no nice way to say this… he hung himself…
Unfortunately, he didn’t bother to do any research at all on exactly how to go about hanging yourself, and the results were tragic… and a little nuts…
***(Okay, I apologize profusely for that, I found that picture on Google when I was looking at squirrel pictures, and I had to fit it into the post somehow, because, wow, that squirrel is having a bad day, and the poor animal control officer who got that call probably didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, but I decided to go with the laughing bit, but seriously, next time you are feeling sorry for yourself, think about the squirrel that ended up hanging by his nuts, and I guarantee you will feel a little better)***
So anyway, the squirrels apologize for their antics, and we can now resume… whatever the hell it is we do around here.
Pouring My Art Out 
There are entirely too many pictures of squirrels on the internet.
I think that might be true, and I am adding to the problem
*sigh* I will be too.
yay
double yay, when the meisterwerk is done.
let me know
I will! I had a delay, vacation and then eye surgery. All good now. Except, I have an interview tomorrow. Nerts.
eye surgery… that sounds scary
I was scared, really scared. But it went really well. I don’t see double anymore. All that computer staring…
I got a piece of metal in my eye once… it started rusting… had to have the rust drilled out… I should do a post about that… if I didn’t already
Oh man, that sounds terrible! yes that’s something to write about.
I will put it on the list
Okay. Just went googling for squirrel pics. Never do that. It’s scary. Suggest you google squirrel girl “images”. icannot believeit. It’s a comic.
you gotta be careful out there
wuh ha ha ha ha… ha ha ha ha ha!!!! prepare to meet your maker, squirrels.
please don’t threaten them… it makes them antsy-er
they got it coming!
still
Second one looks like he’s doing jazz hands
They do that a lot… so melodramatic
It’s like A Chorus Line in your head
sort of
OMG that poor squirrel…but I can’t stop laughing at it. That poor squirrel.
It is both horrifying and hilarious… maybe that is why America’s Funniest Home Videos has whole segments that are about nothing but guys getting injuries in the nether regions.
That would be correct.
yup
I think your crack squirrels should meet our Easter Squirrel.
Only under close supervision… HA!
See? I knew if I just talked to them…..
uh huh
Those are great, great squirrel pictures.
We have a Yankee Droll flipper feeder. For about $100 we have had many years of entertainment …
I really do like squirrels.
Welcome back squirrels!
yup