Monthly Archives: July 2015

A cesspool with teeth… AKA Donald Trump’s mouth…

Posted on July 31, 2015 by pouringmyartout

What happens when you fill a large, empty cavity with nothing but excrement, is a buildup of toxic gases thinly disguised as thought. It might actually be a good thing that he vents this buildup, because if it did ever … Continue reading →

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Goodbye, Versailles… and a final word on living like a French king…

Posted on July 31, 2015 by pouringmyartout

I hope you have enjoyed my three-part series on how you too can live like a French king. If you follow my simple guidelines, you will soon be alienating poor people and making the rest of the fabulously wealthy feel … Continue reading →

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Versailles… part 3… Even more lifestyles of the rich and French…

Posted on July 31, 2015 by pouringmyartout

When I did the first part of my now justifiably famous ‘lifestyles of the rich and French’, in which I gave you useful tips on how to live like a French king, I focused on how to build and decorate … Continue reading →

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Sweet dreams, Cecil…

Posted on July 30, 2015 by pouringmyartout
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Hey… who wants to be in my book?

Posted on July 30, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Seriously… I am in the unique position of being able to write some of you in as characters in a murder mystery set in World War Two London. Okay, this is sort of a long story, but bear with me. … Continue reading →

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Versailles… part 2… Lifestyles of the rich and French…

Posted on July 30, 2015 by pouringmyartout

If you want to live like a French king, there are certain standards that you have to meet, and certain steps that you must take… Step 1. Commission a famous artist to make a statue of you dressed as an … Continue reading →

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Breaking news!!! Donald Trump makes boob of himself…

Posted on July 29, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Donald Trump again makes headlines when he goes on national TV and calls a female lawyer a “horrible person” because she wanted to take a break during a deposition to pump breast milk for her baby. I guess ‘the Donald’ has not … Continue reading →

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Versailles… part 1… (or); There is a reason it it pronounced ‘ver-sigh’…

Posted on July 29, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Our second day in Paris and my wife, daughter and I took a day trip to Versailles… another stop on Mollie’s well-thought-out dream list. I had never been to Versailles before… wait… wow… my nostrils are really uneven, aren’t they? … Continue reading →

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Rollin’ on the river… (5 bonus points if you sang that in a really low voice)…

Posted on July 29, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Remember, kids, whenever you can get on a boat, get on a boat… especially when you are on vacation. It will put that smug smile on your face. We finished off our first day in Paris by taking a cruise … Continue reading →

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Hey, terrorists, have you ever considered the fact that terrorism just doesn’t work?

Posted on July 28, 2015 by pouringmyartout

I was thinking about it, you know, like I do about stuff, and the thing is… and this is a pretty important thing, if you happen to be a terrorist… but terrorism is not only cruel and evil, it is also … Continue reading →

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