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Let’s talk about monkeys…

As you know, I am just about ready to publish my first children’s book. There is a story about how this book came about. It is based on the answers given to me by kids when I tell them that … Continue reading

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Straight up name dropping…

Let’s talk about some famous people I have managed to run across in my rather weird life. I already mentioned the two Tweets I got from Eric Idle. I was also mentioned in a Tweet by Ricky Gervais. I told … Continue reading

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Search terms people used to find my blog… Just read it… we will talk about it later…

unicorns 524 barack obama 39 albert einstein 35 unicorn poop 33 famous people with mustaches 32 pouring my art out 29 cartoon world 27 pouringmyartout 25 unicorn 25 obama 20 frank frazetta 15 crack squirrels tim telling 15 betty boop … Continue reading

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I am going to not talk about the book by talking about the book…

Did you get that? If you really love me, you would know what I meant… (See, ladies, that sentence looks a little crazy when you see it typed out) Hey! That was a joke. I am trying to stir up … Continue reading

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Another time I almost died…

You may remember me mentioning that I have had more near death experiences than anybody I have ever heard of. It is time to tell yet another of those stories. Because the thing is… there is that ‘thing’ again… I … Continue reading

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This is a recycled post… but it still cracks me up…

Blogging and dating are essentially the same thing. There, I said it. Maybe it is clear to me because I am so new at this. Or maybe I am just plain wrong. I hope I am. There you are, a … Continue reading

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Then there was that time I was dragged behind a car…

It started off innocently enough. I was about 15 years old, and I was playing catch in front of my parent’s house with some friends of mine. We stepped out of the way of a car that was driving slowly … Continue reading

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Practical jokes… Part 3…

Like so many things in my life, I fell into practical jokes by accident. And they didn’t start out being as sick and twisted as the two I told you about in the posts below… well, not quite. It began … Continue reading

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Why they don’t let me do practical jokes anymore… Part 2…

Obviously most of you will never become involved in a contest to see how many people you can make scream and run away and/or start puking… But if you ever are, trust me, this is a game winner. All you … Continue reading

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Why they don’t let me do practical jokes anymore… Part 1…

Short answer: Because I get carried away… and I am really good at them. Let’s look at a few examples, shall we. Back in ‘the day’, when I was a teen, we decided we should have a contest to do … Continue reading

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