Tag Archives: monkeys

In some universe somewhere… this is a real thing…

You know what it reminds me of? The ‘Rainbow Bears’!!! In case you are wondering, the Rainbow Bears are a race of aliens that live on a vast alien space station from my science fiction novel series: The Otherwhere Chronicles… … Continue reading

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Well, I told you I took Olivia to the zoo the other day… (featuring a cute baby monkey and an adorable little human)…

And I told you I took a lot of pictures… And you know I like monkeys so much that I wrote and illustrated a children’s book called ‘I Like Monkeys’… still available in the links over there on the right … Continue reading

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Fer cryin’ out loud, people, he read a speech written by someone else…

You can teach a freekin’ orangutan to ride a bike, that doesn’t make him suitable to be the president of the United States. I mean, come on. He obviously didn’t write that speech himself… have you seen his mad writing … Continue reading

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ZOOmin’ around… part 4…

A zoom lens at the zoo… what else is there to say, really?… except for: I am thinking of investing heavily in bamboo… and I really like monkeys…

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The worst porno movies ever… and yes, I feel bad about this… part 17…

Oh… I’m going to hell… no doubt about it now…

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Because… baby monkeys!!!!!

We saw baby monkeys at the zoo… I like monkeys… I like monkeys so much, I wrote and illustrated a book for children called: I Like Monkeys… available right over there—> in my sidebar… if you click the picture of … Continue reading

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Yes, we all know that I am a stat monkey…

Okay, the thing is… and this is a thing I have talked about before… but I am a self-confessed stat monkey. Not only because I feel that it somehow validates the insane amount of time I spend writing and doing … Continue reading

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Uh… not really sure what to call this one…

It does go with my monkey theme… but I could use some help coming up with a name for… whatever the heck that is…

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Monkey finger…

I do so apologize for my pet’s rude behavior… but he seems to be giving you the finger!

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Would it be better to be a big monkey, or a small monkey… you know… if you had to be a monkey?

Oh yeah… I am not afraid to ask the questions that nobody else will ask… or care about… or think up in the first place…

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