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If you want to be an evil dictator… part 1…

Pick your mustache with care! You do not want people to make fun of you, and the wrong mustache choice runs the risk of making you seem less threatening. In fact, even if you have no plans to become a … Continue reading

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Name that piece of Art… part 32…

Seriously, don’t let my interest in military history worry you… when my obsession with my own face is obviously much more troubling from a psychological standpoint… Just name the picture… This one was originally intended as an advertisement for my … Continue reading

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You know, when I go to all the trouble of making a little moving picture of me kicking Adolf Hitler in the nuts and four hours go by and none of you have even commented yet, it hurts… a lot… like I am the one who got kicked in the nuts…

So thanks for letting Hitler win…

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How to be funny… part 3…

Physical humor is always popular… but it is not easy to do on a blog. Yes, you could just post little videos of Chevy Chase falling down, or Lucy Ricardo stuffing candy in her mouth, or, even better, the Three Stooges … Continue reading

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Minion madness… part 2…

And yes… I know this is wrong on so many levels… But I blame the crack squirrels that live in my head…

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Uh… why do I have 3 less followers now than I did this morning?

Was it the singing like Hitler joke? Too soon?

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So a girl does a post telling women that if they have children they are losers, and she gets 12,000 + comments, but when I get more than 12,000 comments just by asking you to comment, I am not socially relevant because we aren’t talking about real issues???

(or): Join the Nazi party and throw kittens into blenders!!! Oh, calm down. Don’t send me hate comments or email. I am making a point here. ***DO NOT REALLY JOIN THE NAZI PARTY OR THROW KITTENS INTO BLENDERS*** So as … Continue reading

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Straight up name dropping…

Let’s talk about some famous people I have managed to run across in my rather weird life. I already mentioned the two Tweets I got from Eric Idle. I was also mentioned in a Tweet by Ricky Gervais. I told … Continue reading

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Shades… Part 5…

We have determined that a cool pair of sunglasses… my cool pair of sunglasses specifically, can make almost anybody look cool. And they can make a cool person look even cooler. But can they really make a person who isn’t cool at … Continue reading

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How Photoshop keeps my head from exploding… Part 7…

I am now deep into my attempt to explain to you how Photoshop lets me exorcise the demons in my head. You may, by now, have surmised that this is really just a clever trick to recycle a bunch of … Continue reading

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