Tag Archives: getting published

I think I did it…

I put a picture of the new children’s book in the sidebar. I think the link works… but if a few of you could click on the picture of the book and see if it takes you to Thebookpatch.com, that … Continue reading

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THE MONKEY BOOK IS HERE!!!

Sorry… didn’t mean to shout… but I am so freekin’ excited! I am now the proud author of two books. You may recall that I did get one copy in the mail and there were a couple of small smudges … Continue reading

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Reasons why I should spend less time on this blog…

You may remember that I only started this blog for one reason. It was because, according to ‘The Idiot’s Guide To Getting Published’, a successful blog can help convince publishers to publish your books. Because it means that people like … Continue reading

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Hey… guess what…

My sci fi novel is spreading around the globe… At least one person in England has had it arrive. And a guy who was renting one of the apartments I manage took his copy back to Poland with him when he … Continue reading

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Hey… I think I have a good idea…

No… that’s okay… I will wait until you finish laughing… is that it? Are you done? Okay, here is my idea for selling my novel. I am going to make a lemonade stand… no… go ahead… laugh away… I got … Continue reading

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Thank you!!!

I want to thank… or, as the cool kids say, ‘give a shout out to’, … jatwood4, also known as Judith Atwood, over at; http://diabeticredemption.com/ She is the first person to write a review for my book over at the The Bookpatch.com, … Continue reading

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I admit it…

I am reduced to begging… Please buy my book. I don’t even care if you read it. If you get the paperback copy, you can use it to even up a short table leg, or as a ruler. You can … Continue reading

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Ummm, I don’t want to cause a panic or anything, but…

There is an alien invasion fleet on the way to Earth, and the only way you can stop it is to buy my novel… Because all the answers are in there… or in the upcoming sequels… Hey, I’m just sayin’… It’s … Continue reading

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OMGIAAPA!!!

(Oh my gosh I am a professional author)…

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Buy my book…

… or so help me, I will shoot this alien!

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