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I know you were all worried about me shaving off my mustache, but look, it’s okay, I grew a new one in just two days…

Well, the truth is, that isn’t a real mustache. They were having ‘free Slurpee day’ at 7-11, and I took Mollie down there, and we remembered that we had been seeing billboards all over town advertising the ‘mustache straws’. So … Continue reading

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Okay… it might be my birthday today…

Or it might have been yesterday… or it might be one of the next two or three days… take that, identity thieves trolling for my personal info!!! Yes, we went out to dinner, and I opened presents, and then wore a … Continue reading

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Why I want to be a cartoon… part 6…

Just going through hundreds of cartoon characters on Google made me realize how awesome the outfits that they get to wear are. Especially the villains. Once again, I am by no means a fashion oriented person. But it would be … Continue reading

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Why I want to be a cartoon… part 5…

I am still stuck on this whole fashion thing… cartoons get to wear the coolest clothes… especially the villains… That ‘big shoulders’ look always works, right? And who doesn’t like a cape? And a big hat? And a magic snake … Continue reading

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I really need to know…

While we were visiting Jessica in Arizona, she was teasing me once again about how I used to have a mullet. I keep insisting that I had long hair, but it was not a mullet. Hey, I grew up in … Continue reading

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Inner View… #10

Oh, wow… I just had to post this interview, even though I have posted so much today. I am going to introduce you to a brand new friend of mine. She is 17 years old, and may be the most … Continue reading

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I just want to thank all the little people…

You know, Munchkins, Oompa Loompas, fairies, jockeys, Eewoks, children, babies, Tom Cruise…

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For those of you who are too lazy… uh… I mean busy…

… to read along with the novel I am writing, here are a couple gratuitous pictures of my little friend Willie… Oh man… he is walking now… and I missed it… but I will see him around Christmas. Or maybe … Continue reading

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Going to the gym is really paying off…

I have twice as many muscles as I did just a few months ago…

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Why I would make an awesome pirate… Part 1…

I have had it pointed out to me that my new Disneyland pirate hat might be mistaken for the tricorn hats now being used as a symbol of the Tea Party. Like the beads, fake dreadlocks and bandana aren’t enough … Continue reading

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