The New York City adventure, the final chapter, the final day, the final post… finally…

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Yeah, I got a hat. That is what tourists do. I don’t do organized sports, but I like a hat that tells me and everyone else where I have been.a 2

I took a few phone photos in front of the hotel where my wife and I stayed. I met so many cool people and petted so many cool dogs on that bit of sidewalk.

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There was a Bernese Mountain Dog living in the high rise next door that I fell in love with.

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I ate so much good food in New York.

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Fancy cookies in Central Park… mmmmmm…

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On our last day of our 3-and-a-half-day adventure, all we really did was meet my son-in-law and our daughter at this underground food court before leaving for the airport.

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It was so New Yorky!

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They had a mini- Katz’s deli!

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And just about every other kind of New York food you could want. Also, it was right between the hotel and the place the kids live.

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Oh yeah.

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I knew my wife wasn’t going to eat a whole pastrami sandwich from Katz’s…

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So I got me some pierogi too.

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And I wore my new hat.

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Did I mention we ate cookies in Central Park? Also, I totally just petted that dog.

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An adult beverage at that cool old tavern we ate at, the one where George Washington used to hang out, after the Revolutionary War was over.

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I rode on subways!

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I got drunk in interesting places.

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I walked under the Brooklyn Bridge.

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It was a good trip. We saw a lot of stuff in a short time.

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I imitated sexy sculptures.

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I was boozed-up in Times Square. And we went up in the Empire State Building. And saw the 9-11 memorial pools.

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I love reliving my adventures with you.

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Because after I do the posts, these are just memories and photos stored in the cloud.

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But right now, as I post these, I am that 59-year-old man/12-year-old boy, pretending to be a giant in a tiny castle.

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Fee fi fo fum!

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Peace out!!!

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The Bay Area Christmas adventure… part 6…

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I am excited to finish up my two dueling post series projects of my time in New York and my more recent time in the Bay Area, so this can go back to not being a travel blog.

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Aside from the defunct Alcatraz, the Bay Area also hosts San Quentin prison, still very much a going concern.

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This post should finish up our day-trippin’ in ‘Frisco’, (which you should never call it, unless you were born there)…

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And I was.

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Mollie, my younger daughter and pre-med wonder-child. Yes, she did have magically pink and purple hair, but in order to do volunteer shifts at a hospital for college credit, she had to have ‘normal’ hair color, which is funny, because she is a blond, but that would never have covered the bright colors.

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Mollie and her best high school friend.

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I wish I could explain how sweet and kind and smart Mollie is, but I can’t.

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Fort Point…

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They left the old Civil War fort under the bridge when they built the bridge.

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After this post, I have a few more photos of Christmas on my phone to share.

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And then we can get back to the weird stuff.

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Oh yeah!

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So hang in there, kids.

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Walk towards the light.

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And then you will emerge back into the darkness that is my crack squirrel-infested wasteland of a blog!

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Where nothing makes sense unless you make the sense yourself…

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And you never know what will pop up next…

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I thought she was being a fluffy-necked condor or buzzard… but she said: “look, dad, I’m a uterus'”

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Yup, that’s my kid!

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I finish with these few photos… say that 5 times fast… of an imaginatively-carved hand rail on a staircase at a restaurant we went to.

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It was delightfully off-kilter.

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Uh… okay…

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The oh-so-rare elephant fish plant!

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Watch your air hose there, buddy.

 

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The Bay Area Christmas adventure… part 5…

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I believe I promised you some more Victorian houses. Those are the famous ‘Painted Ladies’ of San Francisco, made popular by the TV show Full House.

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But the city by the bay is full of these marvelous constructions.

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Just driving around the city is a treat for the eyes.

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You never know what you will see.

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We also took the girls down Lombard Street…

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Mollie and my wife and I have done this many times, but Mollie’s friends have never been to the Bay Area.

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And there is a rumor going around that they are closing off the twistiest street in the world to public traffic. Maybe you need to get tickets or something.

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Anyway, Mollie always has a great time at Grandma’s house.

 

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New York City… day 3… part 17… a drunk blogger with a head full of crack squirrels and a camera, what could possibly go wrong?… part 4…

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Well, you made it to the end of the third day of my three-and-a-half-day adventure in New York.

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I am drunk, armed with a camera, and wandering around Times Square.

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The lady and Elmo have the same look on their faces, the same look everyone had in Times Square. The look of being overly stimulated by too much light and too many advertisements.

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There is a large police presence in the area.

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Obviously, if terrorists want to strike at the heart of America, crass commercialism makes a good target.

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I loved the cage as a photo-op.

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Of course I asked my daughter and son-in-law to step inside.

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Oh yeah, that feeling when they release you from lockup.

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I may have gotten sucked into becoming part of a street performance.

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But only because I was drunk.

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I tried to be a good sport about it, but I am shy.

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I didn’t really enjoy it, but my family got a kick out of it.

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So yeah, Times Square. Now, I just have a few random photos on my phone to download.

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And we can wrap this New York thing up!

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The Bay Area Christmas adventure… part 4…

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Where in the world can you see that…

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Or that? I would like to say that this is a costume shop, but it isn’t. This is how people dress in the place I am talking about.

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I don’t even know what that is, but I like it.

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Strange inside and out.

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Okay, that is a pretty good hint about the general location of the place I am talking about…

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He was there… you know he was there, back in the day.

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It’s only teenage wasteland…

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That place is full of bones and death.

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That is the fire escape that you use to escape from a burning reality.

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If you like Victorian buildings, wait for a later post. It will blow your mind.

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When we were touristing around earlier in the day, I spotted this VW van that does hippy tours. I knew it would turn up later.

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And it did, in the place I am talking about, which is where I expected it to.

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It smelled like pot… weed… dope… and love.

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The Haight Ashbury district of San Francisco. The center of not one but many universes. Google the history of this place.

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It turns out that cartoon me is kind of a jerk… part 3…

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It also turns out that this was a bad idea, giving Hulk a wedgie. Your cartoon you can’t die, but it does feel pain. Also, this isn’t just a travel blog again!

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It turns out that cartoon me is kind of a jerk… part 2…

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It turns out that cartoon me is kind of a jerk… part 1…

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More to follow…

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The Bay Area Christmas adventure… part 3… special ‘flashback’ edition…

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Now, when I say ‘flashback’, I am definitely probably not implying in any way shape or form that I used to drop a lot of acid and go to Grateful Dead concerts, on this family friendly blog, and you should not infer that I am saying that I ever did or didn’t do things like that, just because I grew up in the San Francisco Bay Area during the 60’s, 70’s and 80’s.

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But I did find an awesome store in the Haight Ashbury district in the city, that did cause a ‘flashback’ of sorts, in a non-old-acid-trips-coming-back-into-your-head kind of a way… you know, more just like good memories.

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I mean, you either get ‘The Dead’, or you don’t…

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But I sure did. Also, I want that tree for Christmas next year.

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Both my daughters had tie dye outfits when they were little. They still wear tie dye now and then, and so do I. I think my older daughter, Jessica, the one we visited in New York, came home from the hospital in a little tie dye onesie. Onesy? One-sie?

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And I don’t mean that off-the-rack tie dye, the painted-on, mass-produced crap.

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Plaid… the original tie dye!

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I mean real tie dye, made by old hippies in their back yards, in vats, with rubber bands and love. Like these.

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Tie dye never goes out of style.

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Everybody loves bright colors.

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If you are ever in San Francisco, check out ‘Love On Haight’, and say high… uh… hi… to the nice old hippy lady who runs the place.

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We bought most of our tie dyes at the street fair on Telegraph avenue, over in Berkeley.

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You support your local artists. Also, if you are a messy eater like me, tie dye is a must-have. It is also good for dentist visits if your gums bleed a lot.

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Okay, see you soon.

 

 

 

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New York City… day 3… part 16… a drunk blogger with a head full of crack squirrels and a camera, what could possibly go wrong?… part 3…

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Me, drunk, in Times Square.

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I know, as a tourist and a blogger, I had to go there. But I had mixed feelings about it once I did. It is like conspicuous consumptionism had a love-child with a rave.

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My older daughter and I, on the last night of my 3-and-a-half-day visit.

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My daughter, son-in-law and I. I was still pretty drunk.

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So I put them in a cage. Funny how a mere photo-op can bring back bad memories.  I should have made them hold up cards with numbers on them, and then do a profile pic.

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I know there are stage shows and shopping and food and such.

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But for me, it was all about the lights… so I took a few of my patented wiggly light pictures.

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Because who doesn’t like those, am I right?

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This really does sum up American culture in a way.

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Here we are, wasting tons of energy, glorifying mean girls, as advertisements fight for our oh-so-brief attention span.

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I bet people living with a view of Times Square have really thick drapes so they can sleep.

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Yes indeed, we should all feel….

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