A moron, an idiot, a racist, an asshole, a buffoon, a pompous meathead, a sexist pig, a failed businessman, a jerk, a liar, a thief, an escaped mental patient and a republican walk into a bar…


Well… the good news is that these new 3D, moving holographic images will make the dollar bill harder for forgers to duplicate… but don’t worry… I am sure that Trump will manage to come up with a plan that will ensure that most of us won’t ever get too many of these…

The ironic part of this idea is that our very first 3D, multiple-image bill will be a one million dollar bill… and, once he is president, he will make every effort to make sure that the only people who ever see one of these are himself, his family, and a few of their wealthy friends…
But don’t worry… I am going to do a one dollar bill next… you know… the only kind of bill the rest of us are ever likely to see again…

I mean… it can be my face if you want it to be… who could blame you? But it can be a bit of my heart, my soul, my humor, my imagination, my music, my poetry… whatever… although, I guess if you are one of those people who follows me on their cell phone, then technically speaking, you carry all of me around, because this blog is my whole life… I share everything… well… except for my adventures back when I was a youthful scallywag and got into lots of trouble… and I will probably share those one of these days… I have pictures I can scan… HA!
Anyway, thanks for carrying part of me… or all of me… around with you… in your memories… or your pocket… or whatever…
I hope I’m not too heavy.