A joke… more or less…

A moron, an idiot, a racist, an asshole, a buffoon, a pompous meathead, a sexist pig, a failed businessman, a jerk, a liar, a thief, an escaped mental patient and a republican walk into a bar…

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Oh yeah… we are going to the zoo…

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Because… Oreo cookie…

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Nothing like the look on Olivia’s face when I hand her a cookie… almost as good as when I say: “Do you want to go to the zoo?”

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Oh yeah… I can spoil her… I’m not even a grandfather… just the babysitter… HA!

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Sorry, kid… just one cookie… you haven’t even finished it yet…

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Just one more bite, kid…

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Good job… let’s go get a wet paper towel… or the hose…

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Even more babysitting adventures… part 2…

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What… you want to go on another walk???

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The squishy face… I love the squishy face…

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But your serious walking face is good too…

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I just fed you… and I don’t like the way you are looking at my lunch…

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Somebody is getting sleepy…

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And she’s out!

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Even more babysitting adventures…

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Yup, I got to babysit my little buddy, Olivia again.

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She was ready for a walk… complete with blankie and bunny…

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And we were off…

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Somehow, I knew I would end up carrying the bunny before too long…

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And of course, you need to rest on the porch when you are done walking…

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That is my favorite part…

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Because we talk about stuff…

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And she teaches me a lot about the world and life…

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And it feels good to know that, not only do our friends trust me enough to watch their kid… and even pay me… almost minimum wage… but look at the way she looks at me… that kid loves me…

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And I even remembered to wear my monkey shirt… Olivia loves that monkey shirt… Oh, and we are going to the zoo tomorrow, and I will bring the zoom lens… so, something to look forward to… besides a couple more posts about today… HA!

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Trump’s second change after being elected…

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Well… the good news is that these new 3D, moving holographic images will make the dollar bill harder for forgers to duplicate… but don’t worry… I am sure that Trump will manage to come up with a plan that will ensure that most of us won’t ever get too many of these…

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Trump’s first idea to make America great again if he is elected…

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The ironic part of this idea is that our very first 3D, multiple-image bill will be a one million dollar bill… and, once he is president, he will make every effort to make sure that the only people who ever see one of these are himself, his family, and a few of their wealthy friends…

But don’t worry… I am going to do a one dollar bill next… you know… the only kind of bill the rest of us are ever likely to see again…

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If you follow my blog, you always keep a little bit of me with you wherever you go… but it doesn’t have to be my face…

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I mean… it can be my face if you want it to be… who could blame you? But it can be a bit of my heart, my soul, my humor, my imagination, my music, my poetry… whatever… although, I guess if you are one of those people who follows me on their cell phone, then technically speaking, you carry all of me around, because this blog is my whole life… I share everything… well… except for my adventures back when I was a youthful scallywag and got into lots of trouble… and I will probably share those one of these days… I have pictures I can scan… HA!

Anyway, thanks for carrying part of me… or all of me… around with you… in your memories… or your pocket… or whatever…

I hope I’m not too heavy.

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I want to knight Donald Trump… I might go a little heavy on the sword tap…

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Even more hot metal…

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Well, I now only have a year’s worth of classes I have to take, (which may take two years, because,  if you miss one of the twelve projects, you need to wait until it cycles back around), before I get my blacksmithing certificate… level 1… But yesterday, I did finish the last of my three projects that prove they can trust me to be around forges, hammers, and glowing-hot metal.

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I apologize for some of the pictures. I forgot my little camera… you do not want to take a good camera into that barn full of smoke and soot and coal dust… and I used my cell phone. And what did we all learn from the Bad Company concert pictures? That my cell phone does not like low-light situations. I tried correcting the red haze in Photoshop with some color correcting and equalizing… which works okay in the center of the picture…

Anyway, there you can see I have cleared out my clinker box and gotten my newspaper ‘jellyfish’ ready to light my forge.

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I sorted all my clinker out… which is the coal that is so burnt that it won’t really burn anymore… and threw it away… and piled the coke… which is the coal that was heated up around the fire by the last person to use the forge… up over my fire starter… and built up the raw coal around that, so that it can start to turn into usable coke… (I think I explained all this better in my first series of posts after my very first class, three months ago, and if you are interested, you should go back and look at those… it is quite a process…

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Okay, everything is ready to go!

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This is what we were making… BBQ tongs.

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My forge is lit.

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I am so excited…

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Because I am going to turn a plain iron rod… seen there in the middle of the table… into something useful.

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I know all of this looks easy. ‘Oh… you have to get metal hot and pound it with a hammer?’ So what’, I can practically hear you saying…

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Yes, flattening the ends wasn’t that hard to do. But heating and flattening the middle part and not ruining it by burning the metal… but getting it hot enough to do what you want it to is not easy… One guy did burn his in half, and had to start over.

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In that poor image right there, you can see the flattened center. Which needs to be pounded just thin enough, then needs to be heated to just the right color, bent, and then cooled in just the right manner at just the right speed, so that it will act as the spring for your tongs.

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Then there were the crazy bends at each end of the gripper legs, and those were challenging… and the grippers have to line up with each other when you are finished. All in all, it was six hours of hard work.

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And at the end of it all, you end up with some nice tongs… seen there beside the blacksmith tongs that I made last month… and which I actually used for this project!!!

The tongs will work well with my steak flipper that I made the first day.

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If you look closely at that selfie I took when I got home, you will see that there are chunks of soot all over my shirt… and my face… and in my hair… but you will also see a profound look of pride on my face.

Now if I could just finish blowing the black stuff out of my nose…

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