This election feels like riding a giant cockroach through a toxic waste dump…

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Adaptive camouflage… the final chapter… (***NOTE*** This series, like all the rest on my blog, is much funnier if you read them in order… from bottom to top… I mean, technically speaking, I don’t know if you will think it is that funny, but I know you will miss the whole ‘taking over the world’ theme if you don’t read the words the way they were written… or if you don’t read them at all… although, when you get right down to it, you should read my whole blog from the bottom up… no… I don’t know why WordPress has to be read in reverse order… even the ancient peoples of the world didn’t make you read their scrolls or cuneiform or hieroglyphics from the bottom up… it makes no sense at all… but go ahead, read my whole blog… you don’t have to scroll all the way down, you can use one of the many handy button link things to get to the first post… go on… we will wait for you… it will all make perfect sense once you read it the right way)…

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I still haven’t solved the flickering problem in my suit, but… wait… why do I need camouflage at all in this instance? I fit in perfectly here… except for the fact that these people are bent on stopping anyone from taking over the world… that might pose a problem…

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Adaptive camouflage… part 6…

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All the technical difficulties have been overcome, and I can now begin my plan to… wait… it is working, isn’t it? Can somebody tell me if I fixed the bugs? I forgot to bring a mirror with me once again!

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Adaptive camouflage… part 5…

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There… I believe I have fixed that gosh-darned flickering glitch… wait… dagnabbit!!!

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Adaptive camouflage… part 4…

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Uh… one of my loyal minions pointed out that my adaptive camouflage suit would be more effective if I could extend the camouflage to cover my face, hands, shirt and the white flower in my lapel… Now I can get back to my plans of world domination… wait… can someone tell me if this is working… there are no mirrors out here in the desert… I suspect I have not solved the problem of that confounded flickering!!!

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Adaptive camouflage… part 3…

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There… I fixed the dark glasses… now my plan to conquer the world through the clever use of a humor blog can recommence… as soon as I figure out how to stop this infernal flickering!!!

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Adaptive camouflage… part 2…

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Yes, my new device will allow me to sneak up on anyone… anywhere… and slip my business card with my blog address on it into their unsuspecting pockets! And then, they will look at my blog, and get sucked into the madness that is me… and become my willing minions… as soon as I fix that pesky flickering!!!

Dang it… the matching dark glasses seem to have completely stopped working…

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Adaptive camouflage… part 1…

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Yes… my prototype suit is working well… except for that annoying flickering… taking me one step closer to world domination!!! Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!

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Veterans who support Trump and served with Black, Hispanic and female comrades, be ashamed…

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Trump dishonors you and your brothers and sisters.

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This is not what you fought for.

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Splashy fish time!!!

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I still have a few pictures left from babysitting my little buddy Olivia last week…

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I sort of forgot about them… what with messing with Trump’s head… and the remodeling…

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Yup… we are remodeling our house… right now, we are living out of boxes, and we need to be totally out of the house by Thursday… all of our stuff… everything…

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We will be living at my wife’s mom’s house for a month…

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Seriously… Joey… cut Olivia’s bangs… she is turning into one of those sheepdogs…

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So yeah, things will be busy for me, and I will try to keep doing what I do…

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And in case you are wondering… yes… those pillows are exactly what they look like… a giant, stuffed,  Star Trek series tri-corder and phaser…

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Because that is how my friends roll.

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