Uh… one of my loyal minions pointed out that my adaptive camouflage suit would be more effective if I could extend the camouflage to cover my face, hands, shirt and the white flower in my lapel… Now I can get back to my plans of world domination… wait… can someone tell me if this is working… there are no mirrors out here in the desert… I suspect I have not solved the problem of that confounded flickering!!!
There… I fixed the dark glasses… now my plan to conquer the world through the clever use of a humor blog can recommence… as soon as I figure out how to stop this infernal flickering!!!
Yes, my new device will allow me to sneak up on anyone… anywhere… and slip my business card with my blog address on it into their unsuspecting pockets! And then, they will look at my blog, and get sucked into the madness that is me… and become my willing minions… as soon as I fix that pesky flickering!!!
Dang it… the matching dark glasses seem to have completely stopped working…
Yes… my prototype suit is working well… except for that annoying flickering… taking me one step closer to world domination!!! Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!
Trump dishonors you and your brothers and sisters.
This is not what you fought for.
I still have a few pictures left from babysitting my little buddy Olivia last week…
I sort of forgot about them… what with messing with Trump’s head… and the remodeling…
Yup… we are remodeling our house… right now, we are living out of boxes, and we need to be totally out of the house by Thursday… all of our stuff… everything…
We will be living at my wife’s mom’s house for a month…
Seriously… Joey… cut Olivia’s bangs… she is turning into one of those sheepdogs…
So yeah, things will be busy for me, and I will try to keep doing what I do…
And in case you are wondering… yes… those pillows are exactly what they look like… a giant, stuffed, Star Trek series tri-corder and phaser…
Because that is how my friends roll.
And now… for something completely satisfying…
Seriously… there has to be a way to shut this thing off…
This reminds me of a classic old joke:
Donald Trump lost his nose!
How does he smell?
He smells terrible!
(Ironically, I first heard this joke told with Adolf Hitler as the punch line… coincidence? I think not!!!)
Trump’s face is so good at stretching the truth, it makes me wonder how far it actually stretches…
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