Christmas monkey!!!

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Hey, don’t judge us… we have weird Christmas traditions.

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Okay, technically, giving cheap rubber masks as gifts isn’t really a tradition… yet…

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It might be, starting next year.

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My 94-year-old mother. She makes a good koala.

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Ummm….

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We do have a tradition of giving matching… and often silly… pajamas. This year, the ladies got some fairly tasteful night wear.

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That is sort of scary, but my younger daughter, Mollie, loved it.

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My wife doesn’t want to be in my blog… but that is such a good picture of her…

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One last picture of the tree before everyone swarmed in, and that pile of gifts was turned into a hurricane of ripped wrapping paper and smiles.

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I still like my mask the best.

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I end this post with some sunset photos taken as we all ate Christmas dinner. I don’t have photos of the dinner. That is because we do the same dinner again tonight, the day after Christmas.

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We had 18 people at dinner last night… Christmas day… and we had the whole English dinner, the roast beef, the Yorkshire pudding, the plum pudding, the cracker… or poppers… which are not food, but those little tubes with the gifts and the paper crowns and the small explosive charge that the English love. My mom invited guests to round out the guest list last night. Today, another of my brothers and his family show up, as well as some cousins you might remember from other posts. Then, we do it all again.

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Lovely red ornament…

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Wait… that is the sunset again.

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I can’t believe it, but, as I sit here, on the morning of the day after Christmas, I am actually all caught up with my photo posts. See you soon!

 

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Christmas, space ships… and a monkey…

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Christmas at my mom’s house in the Bay Area. Did I even do a post yesterday? I was so busy, I can’t remember. A huge, fancy dinner for 18 people… which we will do again tonight… with all the same food… okay, we can get to that later.

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These two photos… one with and one without flash… show the last moments of the quiet before the storm. When no one else is awake yet. Half the family isn’t even here yet.

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I’m not going to bore you with endless pictures of my kids opening presents. Or of me opening them.

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But my younger daughter’s boyfriend and my older daughter’s husband did get some cool Star Wars toys.

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The force is strong in Dashawn.

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But Jason turned to the dark side.

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This drone technology has come a long way. These things can battle with little lasers. They talk. They fly really well.

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They had a lot of fun with those things yesterday, between all the other stuff going on.

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“Scanning for rebel scum!”

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Also, I got a monkey mask… more on that later.

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Well, you knew we would end up in San Francisco during our Christmas trip, right?… part 2…

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No, that isn’t a really long cable car. That is three cable cars in a row.

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But you can’t have a post about San Francisco without cable cars.

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Right now, we are getting ready to eat dinner. It’s Pizza. Because the fancy dinners start tomorrow night.

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In the middle of that photo are the scary glass elevators we rode in for the photos in the last post I did.

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Inside that hotel, we saw a castle made of spun sugar.

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And a giant ginger bread and sugar castle.

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You could go back to any Christmas post from years past, look at the photos of all the Christmas dinners, and they would be the same ones you will see tomorrow.

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But I am jumping ahead by 24 hours.

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Christmas lights in a mall, reflected in a car… that was also in the mall… being given away.

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And with that, I will bid you adieu…

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Well, you knew we would end up in San Francisco during our Christmas trip, right?… part 1…

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I had to go up in a very tall, scary, glass elevator for that photo.

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It’s Christmas eve, and we did our annual pilgrimage to the city.

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Bong, James Bong.

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That’s not even a real dog.

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We always head across the Oakland Bay Bridge from my mom’s house in the East Bay, to look at the lights, and the window decorations in the city.

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Soon, the madness of the season will commence, and you will be along for the ride.

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My daughters… and those guys…

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Right now, there are only 8 people at my mom’s house. Soon, there will be many more. And I mean the ones that are staying there for at least a few days…

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There will be the traditional fancy English Christmas dinner… that we do twice… from scratch… two days in a row…

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But don’t worry…
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We will make it through the madness together.

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More stuff I see hiding in my fence… part 3…

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I almost didn’t see the cute little fish hiding in there.

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But the baby elephant, I didn’t even need to squint. Okay, it is only his eye and part of his wrinkly little trunk, but still…

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Baby It’s Cold Outside… my ass… the anatomy of a date rape song…

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Cows, cars, and Christmas…

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Well, we are back at my mom’s house in the Bay Area. The Christmas madness is going to begin. There will be 16 or more people living here for the next few days, and more coming in and out.

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And what, you might be asking, does this have to do with a cow perched majestically atop a huge pile of manure?

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My mother-in-law joined us on our adventure this year. Because the house is so full, she brought her motor home. We did a caravan from San Diego, past Los Angeles, and down the long Central Valley of California. When I say we, I mean me, my mother-in-law, and my younger daughter, Mollie, who cruised with my mother-in-law in the motor home. My wife flew, because she had to work… And she still almost beat us to the Bay Area. My normal 7 or 8-hour drive was extended because of the slow speed of the motor home. We left before the sun came up, and got to my mom’s as the sun set.

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So… about the cows. I have showed you so many photos of the valley over the years. But this time, I saw something from a new angle. My mother-in-law heard a rattling, and pulled off the freeway to see what was rolling around. She stopped on the side of the road near the off ramp. Now, we drive by this cow-holding area every time we do the drive. You can smell it for miles. But I never got this close to it before. I walked across the road to take some of these pictures.

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As we got back on the freeway, I took that picture. It shows the extent of the operation. This is a concentration camp for cows… and I don’t say that lightly. I have been to Dachau twice. This is wholesale slaughter of another species. Now, don’t get me wrong. I eat meat. I love meat.

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But, when I eat a cow, I like to imagine that they lived like these cows… the little black dots way over there.

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I like to think that they have room to roam around. You know, romp and play… like cows do…

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In fact, when I am chomping on a steak or a burger, I think of the cows in a meadow, where the grass is greener than this.

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And don’t get me started on sheep.

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Anyway… after a very long day, we made it to the Bay Area. San Francisco loomed in the distance, calling me to more adventures.

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And there you have it.

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We came around the corner, onto the the street where I grew up, and that leads us back to the picture I started the post with, taken in front of my mom’s house…

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Getting in the mood for Christmas… Old, recycled posts of the holiday season… the final chapter… maybe…

So, I am going to be busy doing the usual Christmas trek/family gathering thing. And we will be doing lots of cool stuff that requires me to take photos, and then do posts about them. So, I am running out of time to get you in the mood with old, recycled posts.

In that spirit, here is a mishmash of stuff from other Christmas posts…

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I guess one thing that always bothers me about the new, more militant religious conservative Christians, is their complete failure to grasp the message that the person they claim to follow was really trying to teach his followers. Not once, as far as I can remember, did Jesus ever stop and ask somebody what religion they followed before he offered to help them. And considering the fact that he started off with only 12 guys who could even be considered his followers, that pretty much means that everybody he helped was a non-Christian. I mean, not to put too fine a point on it, but the way he got new followers was to show them compassion and love regardless of what they believed. Maybe that was the whole idea of his teachings. To show so much compassion and love to other people that they became intrigued by him and ended up wanting to be more like him. And then there is the whole ‘turn the other cheek’ message which seems to get overlooked in the rush to find more judgmental biblical quotes to use to tell everybody else how evil they are.
And when you get right down to it, the only people Jesus ever got so mad at that he threw a hissy-fit and ended up flipping over tables was a bunch of rich money lenders… or what we today would call bankers… something else to think about… if you are into that whole ‘thinking’ thing.

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I want a Great White shark submarine… you know… if you are looking for Christmas gift ideas…

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I may have stolen this idea from a famous animated character. Bonus points if you know who that is.


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Getting in the mood for Christmas… Old, recycled posts of the holiday season… part 16…

Obviously I was just messing with you in that last post… that wasn’t a real Christmas ninja… this is a real Christmas ninja…

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Getting in the mood for Christmas… Old, recycled posts of the holiday season… part 15… because… Christmas Ninja!!!

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