The final sequel…

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The followup to the sequel…

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The sequel…

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Detours: A California adventure… part 15; The big detour, and where it gets crazy… and yes, that is a whale!!!

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So yes, there I was, in the early morning, heading South of California’s Highway One, knowing full well that it was blocked ahead by a massive mud slide that wiped part of the road off the map for more than a year.

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Google maps, when I checked it at my mom’s house in the Bay Area, said there was no way around the blockage anywhere near where the road was closed. All the locals I asked said there was no way around… except for that one park ranger, who told me there was a way, but that he could under no circumstances recommend that I go that way. And I didn’t write down the name of the road, so by the time I was 60 miles past where I talked to him, and running out of road till the mud slide, and with the mountains blocking my cell phone reception, getting really close to where I would have to turn around and drive back 80 miles to detour around… I forgot the name of the road, I didn’t know where I was going.

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But I was so excited.

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I was on an adventure! I stopped again, and asked a local shop owner about this sneaky way over the mountains. She was very reluctant to tell me about it. She wouldn’t even tell me the name of the road. But she did say it was about 4 miles further on… just a handful of miles from the mud slide.

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I drove six miles. I passed one road, winding up a steep wall of mountains, but I thought to myself that couldn’t be it. I saw a car parked on a lonely bluff. I asked the nice lady if she was a local. She smiled in a way that said only locals would be there, with the road closed. She told me that the little road I saw heading for the sky was indeed the one I was looking for. And yes, that is a whale’s tail in the center of that photo I took from that spot. Then, I turned around and went to meet my fate.

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That is the first photo I took from that road… at the first place I pulled over to get my heart to stop beating so fast. I grew up in the Bay Area. We eat steep, twisty roads for breakfast, lunch and dinner. But this was insane. Two narrow lanes of wild, twisty craziness. I was gaining altitude like a freekin’ airplane taking off. The sea was now far below me. And there was that sign at the bottom of the road saying it led to a military base, and to be prepared to stop for military convoys…

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Oh yeah… still going up.

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The road is called Nacimiento Road. I think that is the correct spelling. I remember it because in my head, it sounded like ‘Nazi memento’. You should Google map that road. The huge swells of the Pacific Ocean now looked like ripples in a pond.

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And then I was in these crazy valleys, fed by little streams, as I began to make my way into, over, and through the mountain tops.

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I found roads that ran generally East. I passed broad flatlands covered with majestic oak trees, still high up in the mountains.

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It was awesome! I wrote a poem in my head as I drove. Remind me to see if I can remember how it goes later, and post it.

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Yes, that last bit was a test to see if you are really reading the words… and I know you love poetry…

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Detours: A California adventure… part 14; Driving South on California’s Highway One…

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We have reached the last day of my epic, three-day, detour-filled driving adventure, coming home from Christmas in the Bay Area. I had that delightful day-long stopover to visit my little cousins in Santa Cruz. I left them early in the morning, and continued my drive, stopping at every view spot I could find.

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I know, I do this whenever I drive on the coast… but the views look different every time.

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And I never get tired of the drive.

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But there is a reason why I keep using the word detour… and the word adventure…

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And that reason is this…

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California’s Highway One is closed.

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I don’t mean all of it… but it doesn’t go all the way through anymore… at least, not for now.

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You see, there was a huge rock slide months ago… I mean, like, part of a mountain came down and washed out the twisty, two lane road.

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You should Google that. The highway is going to be closed for another year. Or more.

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Mmmmm… the redwoods near Big Sur. Okay, so, I hear you wondering to yourself, why, if I knew that the road was closed, was I still going that way… despite signs saying there was no way around the roadblock? Why didn’t I just cut inland from Santa Cruz? And why, after asking a few locals, who all said there was no way to keep going… did I keep going?

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And, to be honest, when I stopped getting a cell phone signal because of the mountains, and therefore had no way of updating my Google maps, even I began to wonder why I kept going.  But this is what an adventure is. If you knew how it was going to turn out, it wouldn’t be an adventure… it would just be a drive.

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And I almost did give up… but then, a park ranger told me that there just might be a way… although, under no circumstance could hen recommend that I take that way.

Oh yeah! That had adventure written all over it.

Join me soon for the next installment.

 

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Digital fun with one of the illustrations I did for my children’s book; The Lonely Little Wizard… part 3…

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Okay, just a few more versions of this illustration…

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From one of my children’s books…

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Oh, look, a Van Gogh version… ha!

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I love these digital filters.

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Digital fun with one of the illustrations I did for my children’s book; The Lonely Little Wizard… part 2…

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Here are some ‘dark’ interpretations of the following illustration from my children’s book, The Lonely Little Wizard…

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As you can see, the original is a lighthearted watercolor and ink image.

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But I used some digital filters called names like: ‘night’, ‘smoke’, ‘darkness’ and ‘sadness’…

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Because… you know…

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I have crack squirrels living in my head.

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The Washington D.C. Hillbillies… a rewritten song…

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Once upon a time there was a guy named Trump

The kind of ignoramus that needs help to take a dump

Had a cancelled TV show, and some failing real estate

Then he tapped into a big, deep-seated vein of hate

Racism, that is… white privilege… xenophobia…

 

Well, the next thing you know, old Trump’s the president

Kin folks said, “Hey, tell the ‘majority’ to get bent!”

“Guess the seat of power, is where we ought to be.”

So they loaded up Air Force One, and they moved to D.C.

Washington, that is… corrupt politicians… the swamp…

 

Well, I hope it’s soon time to say goodbye, to Trump and all his kin

And I would like to thank them for the mess this country is in

Let’s not invite them back again, to Washington D.C.

Or let those commie bastards fuck with our democracy

Putin, that is… crime lord… oligarch…

Y’all don’t come back now, y’hear?

 

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Digital fun with one of the illustrations I did for my children’s book; The Lonely Little Wizard… part 1…

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I love that neon filter…

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Is it an optical illusion, or does the little female wizard look like a mean troll?

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That one looks almost like the original… which I am not even going to add to this post… but the book is available, over there—> in my sidebar—> perfect for young readers who are learning to read, or like to be read to. It is a delightful tale of the quest for friendship.

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A digital view of a San Francisco sunset…

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The ’emboss’ filter…

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Not an improvement on the photo I took at Christmas time, but it does look cool.

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The ‘neon’ filter is interesting.

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I forget what that filter is called, but I like the way that only the Golden Gate Bridge remains identifiable.

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‘Space’ filter… the final digital frontier.

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The sky looks like waves.

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Hmmmm…

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I do love the ‘flame’ filter.

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But I will never get sick of the ‘groovy rainbow’.

 

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