Once upon a time there was a guy named Trump
The kind of ignoramus that needs help to take a dump
Had a cancelled TV show, and some failing real estate
Then he tapped into a big, deep-seated vein of hate
Racism, that is… white privilege… xenophobia…
Well, the next thing you know, old Trump’s the president
Kin folks said, “Hey, tell the ‘majority’ to get bent!”
“Guess the seat of power, is where we ought to be.”
So they loaded up Air Force One, and they moved to D.C.
Washington, that is… corrupt politicians… the swamp…
Well, I hope it’s soon time to say goodbye, to Trump and all his kin
And I would like to thank them for the mess this country is in
Let’s not invite them back again, to Washington D.C.
Or let those commie bastards fuck with our democracy
Putin, that is… crime lord… oligarch…
Y’all don’t come back now, y’hear?