Category Archives: thinking about stuff

Some of my ideas are good… (or); Yes, I am smarter than little children…

Back when Mollie was still in elementary school, I used to show up early to pick her up because traffic was so bad. This meant that I spent fifteen or twenty minutes just hanging around and waiting. I did not … Continue reading

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Are either or both of these characters lesbians, and if so, how will that destroy the sanctity of mariage, undermine our society, and make god so angry that he causes global warming to destroy the world… and please answer in the form of an essay…

***WARNING*** This is a test, and the answer you give might very well permanently alter the way I think of you. ***NO CHEATING*** I will give the correct answers… the only correct answers… at the bottom of the page after … Continue reading

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British tabloids are mean!!!

They are even worse than the American ones! Nobody would believe this tripe, would they? That’s not even good Photoshop work… heck, I could do better than that. Okay, well, that one might be true…

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How the god of the old testament reminds me of an irresponsible gun owner, and why that made it impossible for me to take religion seriously… seriously…

You know how, every once in a while, and way more often than you think it could or should happen, some idiot leaves a gun lying around, and then some kid ends up shooting either another kid or themselves? The … Continue reading

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Oh, I’m a lumberjack…

… but I’m not okay…

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Please… just put me in charge of this crazy planet… for a year or two…

I started a Facebook campaign recently, running for the position of Supreme Leader of all the Universes. And I won. There has been some suggestion that my victory was due mostly to low voter turnout. But if you do not … Continue reading

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Does anybody else have a dog who sleeps like this?

I’m just curious, that’s all.

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A beginners guide to not getting beat up or shot by the police…

The ‘Black Lives Matter’ movement is an understandable reaction by disenfranchised segments of American society to find a voice against years of oppressive treatment by law enforcement. The anger and outrage and helplessness that this movement seeks to express is completely legitimate, … Continue reading

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Jesus loves the little children… and so, unfortunately, do many Catholic priests…

Sorry, I guess this another one of those posts where my title sort of says it all, and I don’t really have anything to add down here… so… uh… carry on…

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All this talk about mustaches…

I started to get a little worried that my choice of facial hair might not be the best one for me… I have gone on record to say that I only grew the mustache because if I do not maintain … Continue reading

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